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Why Are You Better Than Everyone Else?

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Because the only time I give a poo is when surfing the huddle while sitting on the toilet.

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There are 4 reasons I am better than everybody on earth:

I'm in sales.

I can wipe my butt without using my hands.

National Geographic titties still give me wood.

I hate The Golden Calf of Bristol.

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If I wasn't better than everyone else, don't you think I'd know it by now?

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i don't feel like explaining it to the lessers.

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Our mom says our dad is a sex machine

Can I haz autogiraffs?

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I have tits.

Pics, or it didn't happen.:drool5:

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I'm a mildly intelligent on most subjects.

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I'm a Boss

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All 8 of my molars have been capped. Instead of being brittle like usual caps, my molars are comparable to Jaws in 007.

I guess having a weak enamel really turned out for the better after $10k worth of dental surgeries over the last 5 years!

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Cuz I drive a subaru

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Well thats obvious..I'm from Texas!:D

Waaaiitt for it........

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Cuz I drive a subaru

You should trade it in for a BMW like I did.

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