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#31 Brooklyn Bully

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 09:04 PM

If you came away from this game thinking The Golden Calf of Bristol was a serviceable quarterback, you're an insufferable moron who needs some serious mental help.

Until I see The Golden Calf of Bristol win a game where the opposing team didn't play like a bunch of doped up retards that just spent the day eating bad mushrooms, or where their defensive coordinator wasn't tripping acid and pretending he was playing Tecmo Bowl, The Golden Calf of Bristol's nothing more than a criminally over-rated sack of crap getting undeserved accolades when he should be flipping burgers in some third world country for a living.

To all the The Golden Calf of Bristol lovers: BLOW ME.


Pay attention, kids. This is how you Hate.

#32 Fox007

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 09:05 PM

If you came away from this game thinking The Golden Calf of Bristol was a serviceable quarterback, you're an insufferable moron who needs some serious mental help.

Until I see The Golden Calf of Bristol win a game where the opposing team didn't play like a bunch of doped up retards that just spent the day eating bad mushrooms, or where their defensive coordinator wasn't tripping acid and pretending he was playing Tecmo Bowl, The Golden Calf of Bristol's nothing more than a criminally over-rated sack of crap getting undeserved accolades when he should be flipping burgers in some third world country for a living.

To all the The Golden Calf of Bristol lovers: BLOW ME.




Aww look at the cute wittle kid tryin to hate.

#33 I Mean He Was Found Guilty

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 09:06 PM

So if u r the broncos off cord and you have a qb who is not only in his first nfl playoff game but its against the top d in the league what passing plays do you call? Please tell me Sid Gllman!


pstall are you seriously trying to give The Golden Calf of Bristol all the credit for that catch and run

#34 fieryprophet

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 09:07 PM

Pay attention, kids. This is how you Hate.


Your attempt at blowing me was unsatisfactory.

#35 chef17

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 09:07 PM

If you came away from this game thinking The Golden Calf of Bristol was a serviceable quarterback, you're an insufferable moron who needs some serious mental help.

Until I see The Golden Calf of Bristol win a game where the opposing team didn't play like a bunch of doped up retards that just spent the day eating bad mushrooms, or where their defensive coordinator wasn't tripping acid and pretending he was playing Tecmo Bowl, The Golden Calf of Bristol's nothing more than a criminally over-rated sack of crap getting undeserved accolades when he should be flipping burgers in some third world country for a living.

To all the The Golden Calf of Bristol lovers: BLOW ME.


Well considering the Broncos won he was serviceable

#36 Nemesis

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 09:09 PM

On 10 completions out of 21 attempts... a slant is the easiest pass to make a read on.


I don't care if the guy threw 5 completions out of 40 attempts. He had over 300 yards passing and 3 TD's. He's a 3rd string QB that has come off the bench and taken his team to the playoffs and beat the 6 time world champion Steelers.

Are you a Steelers fan?

#37 Spaceballs83

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 09:09 PM

To bad Patriots will own them next week. Like they did before.

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 09:09 PM

Aww look at the cute wittle kid tryin to hate.


It's called education for the weak-minded.

#39 Fox007

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 09:11 PM

To bad Patriots will own them next week. Like they did before.


I guess that's cool if that makes you feel better?

The biggest winner of the day was the Patriots, the Steelers were the only team that can really stop them.(i don't trust Baltimore)

They have a free path to the SuperBowl.

#40 fieryprophet

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 09:13 PM

Well considering the Broncos won he was serviceable


The Golden Calf of Bristol's norm = Games vs. Detroit, Bills, Patriots.

Denver winning in spite of The Golden Calf of Bristol = every other game.

He's only serviceable in the context that defensive coordinators are seriously stupid morons who underestimate his only legitimate skills and therefore don't play him like a regular QB. That's ALL it takes to beat The Golden Calf of Bristol: play him the same way you'd play any other QB, but they don't, they get greedy and go for stuffing the run and not playing any kind of intelligent man coverage, and then wonder why they get burned.

If he got the same treatment that Rex Grossman or Orton got from defenses they would own him every single game.

#41 Kettle

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 09:15 PM

I hope he beats tom and bill

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 09:15 PM

The Golden Calf of Bristol's norm = Games vs. Detroit, Bills, Patriots.

Denver winning in spite of The Golden Calf of Bristol = every other game.

He's only serviceable in the context that defensive coordinators are seriously stupid morons who underestimate his only legitimate skills and therefore don't play him like a regular QB. That's ALL it takes to beat The Golden Calf of Bristol: play him the same way you'd play any other QB, but they don't, they get greedy and go for stuffing the run and not playing any kind of intelligent man coverage, and then wonder why they get burned.

If he got the same treatment that Rex Grossman or Orton got from defenses they would own him every single game.



And you claim to be an educator. :out:

#43 Carolina Mike II

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 09:16 PM

I think Zod just found one answer to his other thread

http://www.carolinah...-next-year.html

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 09:23 PM

I don't care if the guy threw 5 completions out of 40 attempts. He had over 300 yards passing and 3 TD's. He's a 3rd string QB that has come off the bench and taken his team to the playoffs and beat the 6 time world champion Steelers.

Are you a Steelers fan?


I'm a fan of the truth and the truth is The Golden Calf of Bristol couldn't even complete 50% of the passes he attempted, was that the gameplan?

Blow The Golden Calf of Bristol all you want, but the heros of this game were the Broncos defense and Demayrius Thomas, he made Ike Taylor his b*tch.

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Posted 08 January 2012 - 09:23 PM

So if u r the broncos off cord and you have a qb who is not only in his first nfl playoff game but its against the top d in the league what passing plays do you call? Please tell me Sid Gllman!


pstall are you seriously trying to give The Golden Calf of Bristol all the credit for that catch and run

Of course not. Think about what you just asked me in a public venue.


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