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Went into the office building restroom to do my morning business...


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#1 Kitten Diver

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Posted 31 January 2012 - 11:08 AM

to find that someone had blown it up! You know like when fat people get their splatter on the rim just under the seat. I think I know the culprit...a supersized UPS delivery guy with bad skin from eating fast food 3 times a day. Had to go to the building across the parking lot and get looked at strangely because of one lazy fat fug.
fug you.
you dirty white trash fug.
take your dirty poo at the 7/11 like your fellow fat fugs.
motherfug.
fug.

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#2 Mrs Pantherfan

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Posted 31 January 2012 - 11:12 AM

fuging dirty shitting fugers! fug!

#3 Jbro

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Posted 31 January 2012 - 11:19 AM

Shenanigans

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Posted 31 January 2012 - 11:24 AM

and yet you yelled at him on the intenret solving nothing

#5 Kitten Diver

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Posted 31 January 2012 - 11:28 AM

He was already gone. I have no proof it was him. sometimes you just know.

and yes my rant solved nothing, but it felt pretty good nonetheless.

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Posted 31 January 2012 - 11:54 AM

twss

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Posted 31 January 2012 - 12:08 PM

My advice is to check vistor logs to see if SouthCakPanther made a sales call at your office recently.

#8 Niner National

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Posted 31 January 2012 - 12:13 PM

My last office was filled with some fat fugs. They always made it smell awful. They'd leave the seat filthy too. I don't even know how that is possible. How do you miss the big fuging hole in the middle of the toilet and get anything on the seat? I'm pretty sure I could hover over the toilet in the dark and still miss the seat entirely.

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Posted 31 January 2012 - 12:39 PM

Hey, it's not my fault that I got there first.

Deal with it.....

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Posted 31 January 2012 - 01:09 PM

My last office was filled with some fat fugs. They always made it smell awful. They'd leave the seat filthy too. I don't even know how that is possible. How do you miss the big fuging hole in the middle of the toilet and get anything on the seat? I'm pretty sure I could hover over the toilet in the dark and still miss the seat entirely.



Have you seen some of these people? Some of their asses are big enough to swallow the toilet seat.