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My former manager's wife is a super bitch, so I had fun with it!


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#16 pstall

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 12:23 PM

I bet you drink milk out of the wrong side of the carton you edgy man you.

#17 Dick the Butcher

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 12:30 PM

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#18 ARSEN

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 12:34 PM

Next time talk to her with a very thick Spanish or Russian accent and pretend you can't understand her. Works like a charm every time. "Hello, this is Peggy" kind of thing. If she starts saying something like "You know who this is, you idiot." You can say "I no idiot, I Boris, I'm from Russia and you..." and then just say some random poo like you talking about her in Russian, sit back and watch her go insane.

#19 Jangler

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 12:36 PM

I get transferred to the wrong department all the time...What the F*ck did I do?!

#20 Hawk

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 12:51 PM

quickie mart has departments?

#21 thefuzz

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 01:31 PM

Honestly I would have just said that after the change in departmens 3 days ago, he was let go as there was overlap in the schedule.

#22 Davidson Deac II

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 02:59 PM

So your boss married my exwife? Poor fella. :)

#23 catfang

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 03:05 PM

No, he married MY ex-wife!

#24 Skew

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 05:59 PM

When she said "This is his wife!"

In a calm, serious voice, you should have asked "Which one?"

#25 Chimera

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Posted 18 February 2012 - 02:27 AM

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#26 jackson113

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Posted 18 February 2012 - 12:50 PM

slow offseason for you too?

#27 Brokenbad

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Posted 18 February 2012 - 02:23 PM

I was going to tell her that he had quit a long time ago and no one has seen him. But guys, I worry about his health. She already beats his ass and takes his lunch money. We have seen it in the parking lot on numerous occasions. Seriously he limps in bruised up sometimes ten minutes after he meets her in the parking lot for lunch.


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#28 Hawk

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Posted 18 February 2012 - 02:38 PM

surprise buttsecks

#29 neverlosethefeeling

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Posted 18 February 2012 - 10:02 PM

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