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[g5jamz]

Her her carbon footprint...I mean her personal size footprint exceeds mine...and I KNOW she would create more methane than me. I guess if you can buy off your footprints...you're ok. Which is ridiculous.

http://www.nydailyne...h_day_poll.html

[Jase]

it's easy to win polls when you have your own cult.

[catfang]

carbon credits....she's rich...she bought a bunch.

[g5jamz]

carbon credits....she's rich...she bought a bunch.

Like I said...it's a joke.

[SCP]

I'll bet she has really nasty farts.

[Matt Foley]

Theoretically if she wore a green body suit, there aren't too many people who could outgreen her.

[88 Bronco]

Can you imagine how much moss grows on her fat ass?

[Delhomeboy]

Hmmm...I'm sensing some jealousy here...

What has Oprah done to deserve such antipathy?

[Humble Dew]

I'd hit it.

[88 Bronco]

Hmmm...I'm sensing some jealousy here...

What has Oprah done to deserve such antipathy?

A lot of housewives follow her in the same way crazy asses follow some polygamist in a cult compound in Texas.

[Delhomeboy]

A lot of housewives follow her in the same way crazy asses follow some polygamist in a cult compound in Texas.

But is that her fault? I don't think she's TRYING to get people into a cult lol. But I think she's brought a lot of awareness to important issues that most of these housewives probably wouldn't even know or care about.

And on a separate note, as a (hopefully) future novelist, it'd be awesome to have a book on her book club. That's a guaranteed 100,000 copy sale right there.

[Humble Dew]

Seriously, she looks like an alien, but I'd hit it.

[88 Bronco]

Seriously, she looks like an alien, but I'd hit it.

Dude, you would hit three day old road kill that splattered and looked like the virgin Mary.

[cookinwithgas]

Did someone say virgin?

[88 Bronco]

Yep