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[Mother Grabber]

So I don't have a start a new thread for every unrelated thing to say.

To start things off:

I just nommed the poo out of some ribs at Famous Dave's.

[pOpCoRnPoPpEr]

Lol funny but i found a 20 dollar bill while washing my clothes a few minutes ago. Funny thing is it was just boxers, socks and a couple of towels i was washing..How did 20 bucks get in my boxers?

[Captroop]

You are making a dangerous mistake giving me a platform to spew my random thoughts.

• When an Asian person watches something in widescreen, does it look normal?
• When a chick is in the pool, does her hoo-ha fill up, or is it watertight? And if it does fill up, when they get out of the pool, do they basically have to drain themselves out? I feel like I should have asked that question years ago when I was young enough to be understandably naive.
• Straight women aren't funny. I should have guessed about Wanda Sykes before she even came out.
• Those AT&T "so 15 seconds ago" commercials: did they do some market research and find out that people wish they were thought of as glib assholes?
• I know it's a mother's choice to decide whether or not she breast-feeds her four year old, but it's a father's job to make sure his kids don't grow up to be titty-suckin' co-dependant, momma's boys to the N-th degree.
• I don't care what the state of North Carolina says; given the opportunity, I would marry Ryan Reynolds.

[Mother Grabber]

Lol funny but i found a 20 dollar bill while washing my clothes a few minutes ago. Funny thing is it was just boxers, socks and a couple of towels i was washing..How did 20 bucks get in my boxers?

I'd like to know where you're working, where they tuck 20s!

[Mother Grabber]

You are making a dangerous mistake giving me a platform to spew my random thoughts.

• When an Asian person watches something in widescreen, does it look normal?
• When a chick is in the pool, does her hoo-ha fill up, or is it watertight? And if it does fill up, when they get out of the pool, do they basically have to drain themselves out? I feel like I should have asked that question years ago when I was young enough to be understandably naive.
• Straight women aren't funny. I should have guessed about Wanda Sykes before she even came out.
• Those AT&T "so 15 seconds ago" commercials: did they do some market research and find out that people wish they were thought of as glib assholes?
• I know it's a mother's choice to decide whether or not she breast-feeds her four year old, but it's a father's job to make sure his kids don't grow up to be titty-suckin' co-dependant, momma's boys to the N-th degree.
• I don't care what the state of North Carolina says; given the opportunity, I would marry Ryan Reynolds.

At some point, daddy gotta take that titty back for hisself!

[Anybodyhome]

Although I live in VA, I own a couple beach properties in NC and was looking forward to enjoying my sunset years there. Now that they've passed this constitutional amendment banning civil unions and gay marriage, they're effectively back to the 19th century and have lived up to everyone's stereotype of being a bunch of stupid rednecks.

And for all of you who think this is just about gay marriage- go look again- it denies rights to any type of living arrangement not a man-woman marriage. So, yeah, if you live with someone and have kids- guess what? Odds are you have no parental rights if something should happen to that relationhip.

It also really bother me that the entire thought process behind this comes from relegion and relegious beliefs, yet it becomes a constitutional amendment. Whatever happened to the separation of church and state?

I spent 20 years fighting for the freedoms we enjoy in this country and I'm pissed that we are now attempting to legislate morality inside people's homes.

[Mother Grabber]

My new goal in life is to live until 5/5/55, and then eat chips i salsa until my stomach bursts.

[Roger Dorn]

Lol funny but i found a 20 dollar bill while washing my clothes a few minutes ago. Funny thing is it was just boxers, socks and a couple of towels i was washing..How did 20 bucks get in my boxers?

that twink who spent the night at your house probably left it over there

[Building Leaper]

I was doing some work on my buddies computer that involved downloading some pictures to post online. When i went to pull them from the file folder i stumbled, honestly, on some lets say "naughty" pics of his gf. Should i give him hell or keep it to myself?

[Kevin Greene]

I have gas.

[beach]

I graduated and got to see Michelle Obama...regardless of politics she gave an incredible speech at VT. As someone who has been here since 07, it hit home.

Pretty awesome last 2 days and...

[Mr. Belding]

Lol funny but i found a 20 dollar bill while washing my clothes a few minutes ago. Funny thing is it was just boxers, socks and a couple of towels i was washing..How did 20 bucks get in my boxers?

wtf? you don't wash your boxers by themselves? you're just spreading the "love" to your socks and towels

[pOpCoRnPoPpEr]

Lol i just throw all the lights in one pile and wash them. hot water kills.

[pOpCoRnPoPpEr]

that twink who spent the night at your house probably left it over there

I don't even know what a twink is. Inform me please.

[Sapper]

I graduated and got to see Michelle Obama...regardless of politics she gave an incredible speech at VT. As someone who has been here since 07, it hit home.

Pretty awesome last 2 days and...

Pie for a fellow Hokie grad. Everytime I listen to 'I can see for miles' by The Who, I wonder why they use the imperial system over the metric system considering they are British.