Newtonian Physiques

[Rhys 99]

Feel free to use the name, 'Newtonian Physiques' and the image below for your fantasy team. Came up with it last night just before my league's draft.

And yes, I am an unmitigated disaster with Photoshop. And yes I am aware there is already a thread discussing Beason's physique. And yes, I know you cannot start a sentence with and.

Also, please berate me as much as possible about this not belonging here, that it's not the off season anymore, and that my photoshop skills are awful and you've already done plenty of head replacement job's with Newton that are way sexier, etc.

[Frizzy350 1,120]

Belly button....

[Floppin 5,418]

Whoever that really is has to be about 5 feet tall.

[csx 6,857]

Why on earth would anyone want to look at that or create that?

[Dex 11,715]

Nipples look like slim jims.

2/10 would not draft.

[Kurb 4,984]

Belly button....

..................*BLARRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG*

Ban OP ?

Vote now.

[the butch 3,157]

And actually you can start a sentence with "and." Welcome to the 5th grade.

[UNCrules2187 2,788]

I offer ye all an alternative:

Teenage Newton Ninja Turtles

Feel free to use the terrible team logo I created in Paint!

[Rhys 99]

I vote ban him. I'm looking at this now and it is disgusting, artful, but disgusting.

[TopCat 271]

Da heck.