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I hate coming here to defend my Bucs twice a year but a real man looks his kill in the eye whilst it takes it's last breath. Thats the kind of pirate I am mate. I don't care that this place is an undercover gay website and reeks of poo. I'm here from the outside world to bring a does of reality. The least I could do.

It was an ok shack back in the day before Cam, now this place is a certified boys after school program. I actually think the the bandwagon fans outnumber the old skoolers. Maybe that explains the increase in socially unacceptable behavior I've seen around here lately. If the Raleigh police dept ever needs to hit their quota, they can always set up a "catch a predator" sting on this website and clean house.

I realize half you fugers can't read but maybe one of your "Daddys" can translate it for you for a small fee...

With that out the way, allow me, as your host for a week, to preview the week one match between your tamed bitches and the mighty Pirates from Tampa Bay.

Josh Freeman leads the assault for the Bucs in his 4th season followed by a 1st round running back, free agent road grader Carl Nicks, and #1 reciever Mount Vjax. This is in addition to your regular panther tamers like Blount, Williams, and Benn.

I don't see how the putty tats defense can stop this. Not when your best defender is a rookie.?LOL

Your dline is weak, your LB unit hasn't played together, EVER, and your secondary is soo horrible Mark Sanchez is till passing on em.

On the other side of the ball is sophmore slumping Cam Newton. If you think he will have a repeat of last season, your not thinking. If you think he will be better, take big bros cock out of your jaw and readjust your face muscles. Behind Cam is the a long line of panty fans with their noeses up his and their...never mind. What I wanted to say is, behind Cam is a an ok stable of backs looking for a reason to fumble. The oline looked solid against the Jets starting D but the Bucs D is better and if you didn't know, STFU and watch on sunday. Cam never faced a McCoy led attack but he will sunday evening and I'll be playing some Isley Brothers whilst it goes down. Look for Talib to treat Steve Smith to a helping of "shut up old man and go sit down" while our rookie safety "The Red Barron" shuts down Cams only other weapon, Olson. Also look for a relentless attack on Cam to flush him out of the pocket which usual means free hits on the subservant franchise.

For added measure, expect our special teams to give us atleast 10 pts because yours is nonexistant. Everyone knows this. Even your wife...she told me.

All in all, don't get your hopes up at starting 1-0. Thats like me hoping all the yound impressionable boys on this site will leave and call the authoritys.

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Oh look Joe Redner let his gimp out off the basement....

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That is some seriously limp dick smack there ass pirate.

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That is some seriously limp dick smack there ass pirate.

shut up homo and breath in my final score that I forgot to add...

Bucs 23

panties 13

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So we can't count on our rookie to help our defense, but your rookie will shut down Olsen? And you list 2/3rds of your team's injury report as to why we'll be demolished? Holy taints level IQ, Batman.

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If the Raleigh police dept ever needs to hit their quota, they can always set up a "catch a predator" sting on this website and clean house.

you mean the rock hill, SC police department.

also he's not a panthers fan.

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"I hate coming here to defend my Bucs twice a year but a real man looks his kill in the eye whilst it takes it's last breath. Thats the kind of pirate I am mate. I don't care that this place is an undercover gay website and reeks of poo. I'm here from the outside world to bring a does of reality. The least I could do"

How do you look your kill in the eye on the internet?????

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"I hate coming here to defend my Bucs twice a year but a real man looks his kill in the eye whilst it takes it's last breath. Thats the kind of pirate I am mate. I don't care that this place is an undercover gay website and reeks of poo. I'm here from the outside world to bring a does of reality. The least I could do"

How do you look your kill in the eye on the internet?????

figuratively speaking. Only a man walks into the gay porn theatre that is carolina huddle and ushers in the light of reality.

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Digifuk is digidelerious. Did you not digi enough digidick this morning? Must be that time of the digimonth...

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What a fug ignorant ass!!

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So we can't count on our rookie to help our defense, but your rookie will shut down Olsen? And you list 2/3rds of your team's injury report as to why we'll be demolished? Holy taints level IQ, Batman.

didn't say you couldn't count on your rookie...just saying thats all you can count on.

Man the reading comprehension here hasn't improved. I see the inbred fest isn't slowing down in the carolinas...somethings never change.

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Digifuk is digidelerious. Did you not digi enough digidick this morning? Must be that time of the digimonth...

I see your the resident door man...go get me a beer and it better not be opened!

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