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[Swashbuckler]

I've been busy the last several months and haven't had as much time to devote to the flame wear as in years past. Rest assured you'll see me turn up regardless of the result. I mean what's a Bucs game without Swashy terrorizing the living hell out of your smack room? You know who I am.... so please take your best shot. In the meantime please do continue with what your best at: whacking your testicles like pinatas and playing "I bet I can fit in more than you" with one another. No I will not join in

[CatofWar]

I don't whack. I prefer to slap my testes with road kill. Who are you again?

[BigFan12]

Well said! Looking around I noticed that it looks like this place is full of models and pretty girls. Well either that or really ugly losers that use pictures of girls they could never get and whack it to all day on the Internet. I'm leaning towards the latter, although the conversations i see make a strong argument for a bunch of dumb blondes are the ones typing, so you never know.

[BigFan12]

The possibility of elementary school kids also seems prevalent. I guess in NC, elementary school is like high school and middle school is equivalent to college.

[Swashbuckler]

I don't whack. I prefer to slap my testes with road kill. Who are you again?

The single one person responsible for all the traffic and best threads when its Bucs vs. Panthers. If you do not know of my illustrious career then fear not. I will continue to make more history and continue to be The Great One. Last year when the Panthers emerged victorious against us both games the "puddle" celebrated like they won the Super Bowl despite the fact they faced a team that quit on Raheem Morris.

They celebrated because of me. And if you're looking for roadkill, McNasty's face will do the job just fine.

[Swashbuckler]

Well said! Looking around I noticed that it looks like this place is full of models and pretty girls. Well either that or really ugly losers that use pictures of girls they could never get and whack it to all day on the Internet. I'm leaning towards the latter, although the conversations i see make a strong argument for a bunch of dumb blondes are the ones typing, so you never know.

I'll give the huddle this much: they're relaxed with the rules involving the eye candy. This place is a NSFW from being a porn site. But judging by the smacktalk of the Carolina faithful (or what is coherent of it anyway) their media of choice would be of man putting a live octopus in his glory hole.

[CatofWar]

I'll give the huddle this much: they're relaxed with the rules involving the eye candy. This place is a NSFW from being a porn site. But judging by the smacktalk of the Carolina faithful (or what is coherent of it anyway) their media of choice would be of man putting a live octopus in his glory hole.

I'd like to see that. The octopus in a glory hole. I'm sure she has put worse things in her mouth than a tentacle.

[BigFan12]

As of right now Vegas has Panthers favored by just 2.5 points which is based on last years team without V Jackson or Carl Nicks. Wait till Nicks plows a hole through Kookie and springs Martin for a bunch of big runs!

[CatofWar]

The possibility of elementary school kids also seems prevalent. I guess in NC, elementary school is like high school and middle school is equivalent to college.

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[Swashbuckler]

Da hell you just say man? This is what I'm talking about. You cats don't make any sense. Fat pat? Is that what they're calling porn shop clerk now?

[CatofWar]

Da hell you just say man? This is what I'm talking about. You cats don't make any sense? Fat pat? Is that what they're calling porn shop clerk now?

Thank you.

[BigFan12]

Your guess is as good as mine, I don't have a redneck decoder ring. It's strange, usually they post some random pic with some dumbs words on it by now, this guy actually used words 3 posts in a row. Don't know what to make of it?

[Swashbuckler]

Thank you.

Alright you get pie because this might be the first time I actually don't have a witty remark to retort back... man that brings me back. 2 slices in going on 3 years.

THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! GIVE ME MY PIE YOU BASTARDS!

[Swashbuckler]

Your guess is as good as mine, I don't have a redneck decoder ring. It's strange, usually they post some random pic with some dumbs words on it by now, this guy actually used words 3 posts in a row. Don't know what to make of it?

Just wait for more to come. The more Panther fans in one space, the more homo it gets. Right now we just have the fortune of talking to one whose family tree actually connects to another.

[CatofWar]

The sun rose high and burnt the night away