I can't imagine what goes on in the trailer parks in carolina at 2 in the morning and I don't want to. I'm sure those blue gatorade bottles arent being used to replenish vital nutrients.
Ah but that's where you're wrong! See in NC, those in the dorms, houses, apartments, & yes even the trailer parks have sex. The reason we get to do this is because we are not internet tough guy pirate wannabes who wackoff to that girl they shoulda talked to.
Word is those things are a hot item and I'm sure they are being stocked in porn shops to attract the naive teenage skate boarders inside. What a shame.
I saw one in Atl and I punted that poo to the meat department and when the teeange store manager approached me about it, he took one look in my eyes and decided the gatorade bottle deserved it. I told him there was a pic of Cam on it and him being the failclown fan got mad and took the witches brew off the shelf. I then proceeded to tell him I was a Buc fan and b/c I am a fan of a team who has actually won a SB, I deserve to move to the front of the line. I didn't wait for his reaction, I just moved to the front of the line like I was supposed to, the butt ugly georgia cashier rung my goods, and I paid with hard american cash.
btw, I'm sending a letter to gatorade telling them the perversions that are committed right here by some huddle members and the urgency to rethink their Cam Newton campaign. Carolina is just not ready for a mega star.
Yeah... Someting about you looking fat teenage boys in the eye & then writing them letters about moving in front of them like you're supposed to while taking it hard.... good for you.
Which brings me to the point of this thread, if you want to see where this thread is going, look no further than the falcons forum circa 2007 when Vick brought his legions of uneducated, zit faced, sexual confused mouth breathers to the the falcon bandwagon. What a mistake that was. Their board crashed on an average of 3 times a week and it always crashed on game day. Good for me but bad for the rednecks in georgia who have no life outside of falcon forum. If you don't think it's going to happen here, fug you! It will.
If your smart you would turn on the newbs and run them back to the packers or LA Lakers board. Good luck and thank me later. Like monday.
Awww... is it confusing for you? Here, I'll explain. When a team gets an exciting player that shows signs of greatness, newbs show up... its natural. Most will leave when times get tough, granted, but a few will become Panther fans instead of Cam fans. These guys are needed because if/when the team falls on hard times again, if they've been run off, you end up with a team that can't prevent blackouts due to ticket sales like... oooooooo right... Sorry.
