Michael Turner got em one

[pilot2011 164]

that fatty celebrated the win in jail this morning for dui...glad he didn't kill anyone speeding around atlanta drunk.

good start to a rainy tuesday morn

[jarhead 1,032]

I guess he was celebrating after the Broncos win

[Jase 12,806]

he looked like he was drinking during the game last night... reflexes were not so good, down on first contact.

[TheAmericanDream 616]

What a idiot. Damn shame

[Keith Moons Liver 506]

Too bad he sucks now so this doesn't really hurt the Falcons. I'm sure he will have a wonderful and successful post-retirement life.

[Falcons1stPanthers2nd 237]

he looked like he was drinking during the game last night... reflexes were not so good, down on first contact.

He wasn't down on first contact but he was moving slower than poo.

[TheRed 20,740]

I'm not going to judge but I will never understand how this can't be avoided with so many resources.

[Panthers128 104]

DUI is a very serious crime. The punishments should be much harsher. It's all the worse when a guy is a filthy rich, there's no excuse for him not calling a cab or a friend.

He'll receive basically no punishment, though. Next time when he dies and kills several other people, the NFL will weep its fallen hero while not mentioning a word about the victims.

Raise your standards.