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[Kurb]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH thanks for the laugh

were you down "there" watching Zac come into this world????

If my time ever comes, I've already told MrPF you do NOT go south of my waist...DO NOT LOOK DOWN THERE!

I was not down there per say, I am however tall enough to see most everything in a room. Curiosity got the best of me.....i'll never forget. Its exactly what you would think a 7ish lb human being forced through a relatively small fleshy area would look like.

[bramizzle]

DO NOT LOOK DOWN THERE!

Cannot emphasize this enough. Focus on Mom. You can worry about the baby when it comes out.

[Darth Biscuit]

Me *thinks* I can never un-see that....

...aaaaaand this is the reason why I was only in the room for one of my kids being born... and that was only because it happened very quickly and I couldn't get out.

I stayed up at the head area.

[bramizzle]

Its exactly what you would think a 7ish lb human being forced through a relatively small fleshy area would look like.

My exact words to the doctor:

*white faced*
"That poo is no joke, doc"

[GAme]

another little crumb snatcher. Congrats

[Mrs Pantherfan]

I was not down there per say, I am however tall enough to see most everything in a room. Curiosity got the best of me.....i'll never forget. Its exactly what you would think a 7ish lb human being forced through a relatively small fleshy area would look like.

oh gawd

lol @relatively small fleshy area....is that an insult?

[Kurb]

and judging from PhillB's posts he is naturally curious.

Now that we have said "DO NOT LOOK" so much he is destined to look.

To see the his wife's precious flower torn asunder by the birth of his offspring, like petals ripped off in a hurricane wind.

[Davidson Deac II]

i don't know the first fugin thing about kids. what the hell am i gonna do with a little poo machine?

Neither did I when I first started out. Well, to be honest, I still don't know anything about kids. Just about one kid, mine. He has been pretty good so far, must be the genetics he gets from mom.

Enjoy the first few years, that is when they are the most fun. And congratulations.

[catfang]

you guys are a bunch of pussies

when my son was born I couldn't really watch, he had a few little problems and they put him on a crash cart right away.

when my daughter was born, I saw the whole thing, from crowning to full delivery. I cut the cord. It was awesome.

[Kurb]

oh gawd

lol @relatively small fleshy area....is that an insult?

Well it is a small fleshy area/orifice is it not ?

[PhillyB]

curiosity vanquished.

i'm gonna order a pizza and watch sportscenter until the nurse tells me it's delivered.

[Kurb]

curiosity vanquished.

i'm gonna order a pizza and watch sportscenter until the nurse tells me it's delivered.

I'll put $250 on that not happening

[Mrs Pantherfan]

To see the his wife's precious flower torn asunder by the birth of his offspring, like petals ripped off in a hurricane wind.

seriously...stop making me laugh

and the word "relatively" is what made it kind of insulting...like...you'd already stretched it out ...and it never snapped back into place


is this getting weird??

[PhillyB]

due date is sometime in may so at least i'll be occupied when there's no football

[Kurb]

seriously...stop making me laugh

and the word "relatively" is what made it kind of insulting...like...you'd already stretched it out ...


is this getting weird??

You are ruining PhillyB's thread...



weirdo....

Thinkin about my junk...