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Things every parent should teach their children

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How to properly cook a steak and how to properly order a steak. Medium rare please.
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Don't mouth off to a bus driver unless you want an uppercut to the jaw.
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Treat everyone as their equal.

Aim for center mass.

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to brush their teeth. nasty ass kids with their stinky breath and rotten teeth

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[list=1]
[*]"Temperance. Eat not to dullness; drink not to elevation."
[*]"Silence. Speak not but what may benefit others or yourself; avoid trifling conversation."
[*]"Order. Let all your things have their places; let each part of your business have its time."
[*]"Resolution. Resolve to perform what you ought; perform without fail what you resolve."
[*]"Frugality. Make no expense but to do good to others or yourself; i.e., waste nothing."
[*]"Industry. Lose no time; be always employ'd in something useful; cut off all unnecessary actions."
[*]"Sincerity. Use no hurtful deceit; think innocently and justly, and, if you speak, speak accordingly."
[*]"Justice. Wrong none by doing injuries, or omitting the benefits that are your duty."
[*]"Moderation. Avoid extremes; forbear resenting injuries so much as you think they deserve."
[*]"Cleanliness. Tolerate no uncleanliness in body, cloaths, or habitation."
[*]"Tranquility. Be not disturbed at trifles, or at accidents common or unavoidable."
[*]"Chastity. Rarely use venery but for health or offspring, never to dullness, weakness, or the injury of your own or another's peace or reputation."
[*]"Humility. Imitate Jesus and Socrates."
[/list]


Wish I could take credit for those, but that's all Ben Franklin.

...Although from what I understand he was not a strict adherent to number 12.

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[u]Don't talk to strangers[/u]

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Be nice to the help.

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half of this sh-t I don't do myself

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You're not entitled to jackshit, so don't act like you are.
Respect your elders, odds are they've "been there, done that" a helluva lot more than you think.

Learn to appreciate a lot of different music.

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IF you ruin my nice thread I will hunt you down and kill you.

that is all
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Then teaching your spawn to Field Strip a 50 Cal would be useful.

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[b]Also, that degree I'm going to insist you get and will not accept otherwise will provide you a lifetime of independence.[/b]


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[quote name='Captroop' timestamp='1350069161' post='1944857'][list=1]
[*]"Temperance. Eat not to dullness; drink not to elevation."

[*]"Silence. Speak not but what may benefit others or yourself; avoid trifling conversation."

[*]"Order. Let all your things have their places; let each part of your business have its time."

[*]"Resolution. Resolve to perform what you ought; perform without fail what you resolve."

[*]"Frugality. Make no expense but to do good to others or yourself; i.e., waste nothing."

[*]"Industry. Lose no time; be always employ'd in something useful; cut off all unnecessary actions."

[*]"Sincerity. Use no hurtful deceit; think innocently and justly, and, if you speak, speak accordingly."

[*]"Justice. Wrong none by doing injuries, or omitting the benefits that are your duty."

[*]"Moderation. Avoid extremes; forbear resenting injuries so much as you think they deserve."

[*]"Cleanliness. Tolerate no uncleanliness in body, cloaths, or habitation."

[*]"Tranquility. Be not disturbed at trifles, or at accidents common or unavoidable."

[*]"Chastity. Rarely use venery but for health or offspring, never to dullness, weakness, or the injury of your own or another's peace or reputation."

[*]"Humility. Imitate Jesus and Socrates."
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Wish I could take credit for those, but that's all Ben Franklin.

...Although from what I understand he was not a strict adherent to number 12.
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#3 gave him the most trouble, actually. He was a very unorganized person.

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