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Sexual Partners You had Who were Freaks

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I had one girl I was dating say something to me that I will not repeat. It was a huge turnoff and I almost left after she said it.

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Yeah OP - u might want to keep that story to yourself.

Banging a post-op tranny who obviously got his sex change in Mexico. Not to mention u literallt picked shim up off the street.

You're lucky u didn't contract HIV or Hepatitis. Or get murdered.

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I really don't have any stories like these. I did have sex in hospital once though.

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Mr Scot is a freak!

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A little dwarf chick that kinda bleated like a goat when she came. It was cool til one night I imagined her saying W-i-i-i-i-i-l-l-o-o-o-o-o-ow!" & I laughed so hard I peed inside of her.

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I once had a torrid affair with this hot girl in 2003.

..she had a crippling deformity: Lobster Hands.

I made here wear mittons to all the parties we attended together or told her to act like she was searching for her keys in her purse the whole time.

What I will never forget was how hot the love making was...she would wear a bib and every time she made a snapping sound with her her fleshy paws... it just sent me over the top.

Memories..I think of her every time I pass a Red Lobster or a bonefish(ya know!) She was the one but...along came Loberhandlove.com and she met the Lobster boy of her dreams...damn internet and Obama!

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A chick gave me a hand job at the Fuel Pizza at East and South Blvds once at one of the tables facing South Blvd. I had loose shorts on. There was a family at the table next to us. Dad took the kid out to the car. Mom was behind cleaning up after the kid and she glanced over and stopped what she was doing for a couple of seconds. I just sat there trying to be nonchalant. Guess you could say it was a hand tossed date.

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I was dating this girl years ago and we went up to her families lake house in Tahoe. Me and her had sex in the hot tub (in the snow), and she wound up going to bed. I stayed in the hot tub drinking a couple bottles of Cabernet, and then her younger sister came in to the tub and we not only ended up fuging, but her friend came in and we had an amazing time. The catch though is that their dad came outside and I ended up hiding underneath the cover (the tub was only half open) and I could barely breath for five minutes while she was talking to him until he finally left. It was probably the best night (sexually) of my life because I slept with three women, two were sisters, and they were all 18-21. Yes please.

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I was dating this girl years ago and we went up to her families lake house in Tahoe. Me and her had sex in the hot tub (in the snow), and she wound up going to bed. I stayed in the hot tub drinking a couple bottles of Cabernet, and then her younger sister came in to the tub and we not only ended up fuging, but her friend came in and we had an amazing time. The catch though is that their dad came outside and I ended up hiding underneath the cover (the tub was only half open) and I could barely breath for five minutes while she was talking to him until he finally left. It was probably the best night (sexually) of my life because I slept with three women, two were sisters, and they were all 18-21. Yes please.

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I was dating this girl years ago and we went up to her families lake house in Tahoe. Me and her had sex in the hot tub (in the snow), and she wound up going to bed. I stayed in the hot tub drinking a couple bottles of Cabernet, and then her younger sister came in to the tub and we not only ended up fuging, but her friend came in and we had an amazing time. The catch though is that their dad came outside and I ended up hiding underneath the cover (the tub was only half open) and I could barely breath for five minutes while she was talking to him until he finally left. It was probably the best night (sexually) of my life because I slept with three women, two were sisters, and they were all 18-21. Yes please.

If you were the one being harrassed by cops the other day when someone called in to report you were going to kill yourself and you wondered who might do it? I think we have a few suspects who might want to see you run into an issue or two, or three.

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as usual stirs making absolutely no sense

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