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Eat my sh*t Dallas Cowboy fans

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The cowgirls fans can lick my taint.

Please?

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there's this golden corral in durham that's been closed for about a year but still looks open because the parking lot handles overflow from the rest of the shopping center

what i'm getting at is it's hilarious to see five or six-vehicle caravans of white trash out of towners roll in there looking to feast on chocolate covered fried chicken only to stand around all pissed like "what the fug is this poo" when they find out the entrance is locked.

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My poo is too good for them, but I have two dogs that produce more than enough for a cowboy feast.

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Wow SCP a new level of awesome this week

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What does the nfl and the brokeback mountain have in common?

The cowboys suck.

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can't wait for the latest batch of toothless retreads flopping through my bar ordering cranberry juice and picking fruit out of the fruit tray and not tipping talking bout how dem cowboyth gonna kick da pantherth ath thith weekend

eat the kidney beans outta my chili shits coyboyth fanth

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this caption under this picture^^^ was "Lifelong Cowboys fan, meth addict, and klansman

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