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#1 SCP


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Posted 14 October 2012 - 09:33 AM

First of all, being from Dallas, NC does not make you a "Cowboy fan cause I'm from Dallas" you f*cking inbred sister f*cking hicks. The whole How Bout 'Em schtick is as lame as a Buc fan coming to the Panther smack forum to make a thread about getting banned and not getting any attention. My Panthers have been around for 17 years and your Cowbitches have been irrelevant overhyped paper champions the entire time. Showing your asses the playoff exit door twice is something that I smile about daily when I see a Cowboy fan driving down the road in his '96 Ford Fiesta. "How bout Em" you ask? More like "What Happened to 'em". Your owners face looks like Tammy Fae Baker on a good day and Tony Romo makes Matt Ryan look like a stoic playoff icon with stories of grasping victory from the jaws of a Gastonia skank. Sure, Dallas inbreds and thugs will show up in droves on Sunday, I'm certain of this. Kind of like the Bears fans who owned Jerry World two weeks ago. Funny that Americas Team can't fill up their own stadium with Cowboy fans for a prime time game. Unfortunately for Charlotte, Dallas fans will add nothing to the downtown economy when they flood Charlotte. How much money can a bunch of illiterate bandwagon white trash thugs spend? Heres a tip for you stupid ass mother f*ckers before you infest my city: Hooters doesn't accept WIC so don't bother beating your baby mamas ass to steal her stamps. There is one poistive that will come out of next weekend. I suppose the local Golden Coral franchises will see a huge jump in sales this week. The chocolate water fall and the all you can eat cotton candy buffet was created specifically for the cowboy fan demographic. Eat my sh*t cowboy idiots and i hope all your women suffer from the blue waffle.

#2 Jase


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Posted 14 October 2012 - 10:34 AM

The cowgirls fans can lick my taint.


#3 I Mean He Was Found Guilty

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Posted 14 October 2012 - 11:49 AM

there's this golden corral in durham that's been closed for about a year but still looks open because the parking lot handles overflow from the rest of the shopping center

what i'm getting at is it's hilarious to see five or six-vehicle caravans of white trash out of towners roll in there looking to feast on chocolate covered fried chicken only to stand around all pissed like "what the fug is this poo" when they find out the entrance is locked.




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Posted 14 October 2012 - 04:06 PM


Once more for all you redneck inbred "cowboy fans". Great post SCP

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Posted 14 October 2012 - 04:22 PM

My poo is too good for them, but I have two dogs that produce more than enough for a cowboy feast.

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Posted 14 October 2012 - 06:32 PM

they r gonna rape us

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Posted 14 October 2012 - 09:56 PM

Wow SCP a new level of awesome this week

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Posted 14 October 2012 - 11:27 PM

What does the nfl and the brokeback mountain have in common?

The cowboys suck.

#9 PhillyB


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Posted 15 October 2012 - 12:13 AM

can't wait for the latest batch of toothless retreads flopping through my bar ordering cranberry juice and picking fruit out of the fruit tray and not tipping talking bout how dem cowboyth gonna kick da pantherth ath thith weekend

eat the kidney beans outta my chili shits coyboyth fanth

#10 Herbert The Love Bug

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 12:35 AM

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 04:43 PM

PS....Seattle misses you...please come on back anytime you are in need of a severe ass whooping at the hands of a rookie QB!

#12 X-Clown


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Posted 15 October 2012 - 04:44 PM

Multiple choice question:

Cowboys fans in NC won't be responding to this thread because:

a) there is no internet access in trailer parks, the race track, and/or prison
b - they are either on stage or watching their family members on stage at the latest Jerry Springer taping
c) no one is there to read the big words you're using to them
d) all of the above

#13 Harris Aballah

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Posted 16 October 2012 - 11:35 AM

Hey! They're Texan fans now! Keep up!

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Posted 19 October 2012 - 09:46 AM

The real NFL team in Texas is.....well the Texans. Why do people still pull for has-beens?

#15 Greg Schiano

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 12:17 PM

Why do people still pull for has-beens?

Probably all of the super bowl trophies... or Emmitt Smith, arguably the greatest rusher in NFLhistory.... or Deion Sanders, arguably the most popular football of all time. Or they like the Gloryhole. Ask Jerry Jones.