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#1 Matt Foley

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 12:40 PM

A. His mom made him wear extra tight clothing to church growing up
B. The lighting in churches isn't so grand (for photographers)
C. His middle name? Damian
D. This is all an act to "ferret out" the anti-churchies. He's really a zealot
E. He is a liberal dope smoking tree hugging homo

#2 Zod

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 12:42 PM

They killed Halloween

Fall Festival? Kiss my dick.

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 12:42 PM

F. His priest didn't offer reacharounds.

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 12:44 PM

F. His priest didn't offer reacharounds.


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Posted 28 May 2009 - 01:39 PM

Because Sunday is the best day of the week to get drunk.

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 01:59 PM

G. The poor guy spends enough time listening to complete horsesh*t the rest of the week around here, why seek out more?

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 01:59 PM

I just find it strange when the head of the household is totally against something in every statement but doesnt mind that his family attends. Weird.

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 02:05 PM

I find it strange for people to post long goodbyes then sign up under a different name. Weird.:D

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 02:09 PM

Thats the response Ive grown to love:D

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 02:13 PM

Someone touched a nerve...either Thanksgivings are tough...or every night there are dead stares right before eating during that whole prayer thingy.

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 02:25 PM

Its not nearly as fun when the shoes on the other foot...

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 02:27 PM

No queso dip for the communion waffers?




Well....that's why a stopped going except for holidays.