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Matt Foley

Why does Zod hate church so much?

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A. His mom made him wear extra tight clothing to church growing up

B. The lighting in churches isn't so grand (for photographers)

C. His middle name? Damian

D. This is all an act to "ferret out" the anti-churchies. He's really a zealot

E. He is a liberal dope smoking tree hugging homo

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They killed Halloween

Fall Festival? Kiss my dick.

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F. His priest didn't offer reacharounds.

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Because Sunday is the best day of the week to get drunk.

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G. The poor guy spends enough time listening to complete horsesh*t the rest of the week around here, why seek out more?

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I just find it strange when the head of the household is totally against something in every statement but doesnt mind that his family attends. Weird.

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I find it strange for people to post long goodbyes then sign up under a different name. Weird.:D

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Someone touched a nerve...either Thanksgivings are tough...or every night there are dead stares right before eating during that whole prayer thingy.

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