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I've officially ran out of places to put our Elf on the Shelf

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Relative of mine is uploading pictures on Facebook of his with bottles of liquor, lines of baking soda, naked Barbies, etc. Not kid friendly, but still a fun way to use the little bastard to keep your sanity.

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Is it bad that I have no idea what the fug you guys are talking about?

Just be thankful you don't know

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geez dude. you're like what? 215 lbs? do you know how hard it would be to put you on a shelf?

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Go to Pinterest for ideas.

I don't like the elf "watching my kid" thing. But I do think the ideas are fun and cute. If I used it for my kid it wouldn't be to get her to be good. She's nearly 12 now so it wouldn't work anyway.

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My wife is the one who comes up with the ideas each night for our elf. She's traveling tonite so its on me this time. I'm thinking rapelling down the wall from the upstairs...

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try the trash can. those things are creepy.

about as creepy as....

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Our elf is a girl (aka, they painted two very small earrings on the ears)...and so I had her throwing up in the toilet the other day.

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