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Maaaaaaan if Cam did this!

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"hi everyone my name is ReturnOfPFFL and I continually demonstrate an abysmal inability to analyze football teams with anything more than a grade-school intellect which is why I will keep insisting that the state of a football team has no effect on its quarterback"

Keep using that excuse.

"The Panthers suck, but Cam Newton is a winner and carries this team on his shoulders."-Every Cam Newton fan.

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This is bad, I can't take this anymore. Pffl's mom made a huge mistake. Her son is a moron or worse he's a troll.

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last time i checked cam had a defense that cant hold 4th qrt leads.

u tell me The Golden Calf of Bristol cant take MARK SANCHEZ JOB!!!!! LOLOLOLOL

The Golden Calf of Bristol is sorry. ur the type of dude that would take trent dilfer over marino. lol

and since your such a big pats fan why are u on the huddle......seems like ur a newton stalker could pffl be a "downlow" cam fan. lol

with all your BIG The Golden Calf of Bristol stats considered the DUDE CANT EVEN HOLD A STARTING POSITION IN THE NFL.

:startle: a white good hearted christian man who is a great POPULAR college player cant get a job in the nfl. man u should be ashamed of backing The Golden Calf of Bristol man.

im done. lol :sleep:

21 games. 2 4th quarter comebacks. That excuse has ran its course a looooooooooong time ago. If it wasn't clear by game 16 last year, it should have been clear earlier this year when Cam threw a perfect pass to the ground on 4th down rather than the wide open receiver 7 yards away for an easy touchdown.

I will go on record and say Cam Newton will never win a Superbow unless our defense can shut teams down and keep them to 0 throughout the entire playoffs. That is if he ever makes the playoffs. Seriously, if you actually trust this guy in a 4th quarter situation, under playoff pressure, down by one score, you are out of your mind.

He will turn out to be the biggest choke artist this side of Tony Romo. I guarantee it.

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Our defense? I thought you were a Patriots fan?

You know what, just get the frick out man, if you truly are a Panthers fan and Patriots fan and a The Golden Calf of Bristol fan then you're embarrassing every fan base that you are a part of.

Just get the hell out troll.

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This is bad, I can't take this anymore. Pffl's mom made a huge mistake. Her son is a moron or worse he's a troll.

Yours was worse. She left you in an orphanage after she got knocked up working the corner hard for her next $5 rock. She should have left you in the dumpster crack baby.

As far as your other brilliant post, no matter what you say, it's still better than a Cam Newton fan.

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If you are Panthers fan, you are a Cam Newton fan lol.

What a f*cking moron.

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If you are Panthers fan, you are a Cam Newton fan lol.

What a f*cking moron.

Not really, no. I pull for the back ups.

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What comic relief...

For those unfamiliar with ReturnOfPFFL, he was formerly know as PFFL (among his other 25 aliases) and PFFL was short for Panther Fan For Life.

So what happens to this lifelong Panther fan? He doesn't like Cam or the people who defend him, so he leaves here, goes to the Broncos' board to support them and The Golden Calf of Bristol, presumably follows The Golden Calf of Bristol to NY, and now comes on here to claim he's a Patriots fan. So I guess now PFFL means Patriots Fan For Life.

All we can hope for is his career as a message board poster is as short as The Golden Calf of Bristol's will be as an NFL QB.

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Or The Golden Calf of Bristol will win 5 playoff games and Newton will have 5 bad pro bowls. Either way.

Honestly I'd be willing to trade straight up for The Golden Calf of Bristol.

He can be in the Bible Belt and Newton can be under Stephen A Smith's wing. The Golden Calf of Bristol can choose any church he wishes, and Cam will get as many commercials and start up as many fashion lines as he pleases in NY. We get a guy who can pull off 4th quarter comebacks and they still get a guy who can steal media headlines from the Giants.

It's a win/win.

Stephen A. Smith? Methinks you have major problems with successful black men. Watching a sport that is made up of majority black men is not the recipe for a happy PFFL. Trying watching another sport.

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What comic relief...

For those unfamiliar with ReturnOfPFFL, he was formerly know as PFFL (among his other 25 aliases) and PFFL was short for Panther Fan For Life.

So what happens to this lifelong Panther fan? He doesn't like Cam or the people who defend him, so he leaves here, goes to the Broncos' board to support them and The Golden Calf of Bristol, presumably follows The Golden Calf of Bristol to NY, and now comes on here to claim he's a Patriots fan. So I guess now PFFL means Patriots Fan For Life.

All we can hope for is his career as a message board poster is as short as The Golden Calf of Bristol's will be as an NFL QB.

Thanks for the introduction Marguide but you need to brush up on my autobiography because anyone who knows me knows I've been a Patriots fan longer than a Panthers fan.

And I followed the Broncos ever since John Fox went there. The Golden Calf of Bristol, I hoped they would have traded him to be a back up on this team when he got demoted to 4th string, because you know, when you run the spread option, it makes sense to have a back up that can run it.

Anyway, please update my bio. Thanks.

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Thanks Marg, I was gone for a while because of class and work last semester but since I'm break I decided to stop by. I wasn't familiar with pffl. Clearly he is a moron lol.

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Stephen A. Smith? Methinks you have major problems with successful black men. Watching a sport that is made up of majority black men is not the recipe for a happy PFFL. Trying watching another sport.

Stephen A Smith is hilarious. But he does tend to prefer pulling for black athletes and believes he is the MLK of sports journalist who has been Cam's biggest supporter. Everyone knows this.

And if you are accusing me of being racist, then you make absolutely no sense. You have a bunch of black dudes led by and kept in check by a bunch of white guys and they usually bust their ass to protect them. It's perfect. Why would I want to watch anything else?

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