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#31 Epistaxis

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Posted 08 June 2009 - 03:08 PM

Church congregations would double in size in one week. People wouldn't necessarily buy into the whole spiel, but they'd want to be around other people, methinks.



Around other people?

Ugh. Ok, that'd be the LAST thing I would do, esp. if those folks expected me to wear fancypants and wake up early on Sunday.

"peace of the Lord....and we're all gonna die....in the year 2012"

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#32 Jase

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Posted 08 June 2009 - 03:14 PM

People wouldn't run to church. Considering that situation, christians would be completely wrong in their view of endtimes.

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Posted 08 June 2009 - 03:22 PM

People wouldn't run to church. Considering that situation, christians would be completely wrong in their view of endtimes.


What if the Asteroid is shaped like 4 horses?

#34 stirs

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Posted 08 June 2009 - 03:28 PM

People wouldn't run to church. Considering that situation, christians would be completely wrong in their view of endtimes.


Opening the spinoff can of worms

#35 Matt Foley

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Posted 08 June 2009 - 03:29 PM

What if churches handed out CheezIts?

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Posted 08 June 2009 - 03:34 PM

i always was afraid to chew on that wafer thing as a kid...

#37 Epistaxis

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Posted 08 June 2009 - 03:37 PM

the Mogan David tasted like ass too

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Posted 08 June 2009 - 04:10 PM

I'd finally buy a $12,000 PSL on the 50 yard line.

#39 ItsNotGonnaBeAlright

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 04:51 AM

I'm guessing you haven't looked too much into 433 Eros. Not much chance of it hitting us though. Oh well.

As for the what if...I think God would be a little miffed if everyone used the last three years of the gift of life sitting in church instead of enjoying the world and the rest of the people in it as much as possible.

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 04:01 PM

I'm guessing you haven't looked too much into 433 Eros. Not much chance of it hitting us though. Oh well.

As for the what if...I think God would be a little miffed if everyone used the last three years of the gift of life sitting in church instead of enjoying the world and the rest of the people in it as much as possible.


I was under the impression that church was a requirement. Ya know, two days a week, pay your tithes bullshit. Supposedly that's what god wants his followers to do, right? :rolleyes:

#41 ItsNotGonnaBeAlright

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 07:51 PM

I was under the impression that church was a requirement. Ya know, two days a week, pay your tithes bullpoo. Supposedly that's what god wants his followers to do, right? :rolleyes:


It's requested that a portion of time and talent be given back in service to God, however no original time or space limitations were given to those requests.

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Posted 10 June 2009 - 10:16 AM

Ahh. Not sure what 'service to god' actually means. The guy has everything, what more could he possibly need?

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Posted 10 June 2009 - 10:33 AM

They say there are no atheists in foxholes. I just wonder what would happen. My feeling is cruelty and mistreatment of others would cease almost entirely, and everybody would want some meaning out of all of this. Discuss.


I think that has merit and would happen with some individuals, however I believe a greater percentage would swing very far in the opposite direction.

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Posted 10 June 2009 - 10:35 AM

Ahh. Not sure what 'service to god' actually means. The guy has everything, what more could he possibly need?


Our worship; which he deserves IMHO :)

#45 cookinwithgas

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Posted 10 June 2009 - 12:00 PM

I created my daughter and I demand she worship me every day too.

And I get to tithe from her job which is awesome.

The fact that I can send her to hell for disobeying me even when she is an adult is an added bonus.


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