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[SZ James]

He's nice to his fans

When you type "Phil Mickelson is..."

you can choose from... A douche
A jerk
A phony
A scumbag
Etc.

I'd probably start there but since you're his fangirl you probably don't want your fantasy crushed

[mmmbeans]

when you type "bill gates is"

you can choose from...

is evil
is dead

barack obama apparently "is your new bicycle."

and Hitler "is alive."

and dinosaurs are "fake," and "not real."


this is actually pretty fun.

[SZ James]

the bicycle one is awesome

[Darth Biscuit]

He's nice to his fans

When you type "Phil Mickelson is..."

you can choose from... A douche
A jerk
A phony
A scumbag
Etc.

I'd probably start there but since you're his fangirl you probably don't want your fantasy crushed

Ahh yes, Cantrells protege taking a page out of the "spin and call names" handbook when you get proven wrong.

Thanks for playing.

[SZ James]

"Anyone that loudly insists they have won an argument has actually lost it"

-Internet rule #713

[gospodin shuttlesworth]

lol

my protégé

[pstall]

maybe Phil could move next door to George Clooney in Italy.

[stirs]

http://www.dailymail...-tax-rates.html


Phil is a bit behind. Tiger was much smarter and left well ahead of Phil.

Does Tiger give to charities?

[Delhommey]

Probably.

Athelete's almost all have charities so they can funnel money to their relatives.

[stirs]

Man, am I glad Tiger is black or this thing would have gone racial, you know, the golf privelage and all.

[Panthro]

Surprise! its another racist republican making poo about race when no one even brought it up

Congrats on playing the white race card

[Roger Dorn]

I'm a huge Phil fan but he shouldn't have said this.

He's frantically back peddling from this statement now, too.

[Happy Panther]

Tiger Woods said today that the reason he left California in the mid-Nineties was because the state's taxes were too high.
The golfer spoke at a press conference on Tuesday about his decision to move to Florida in 1996.
Speaking at Torrey Pines Golf Course in La Jolla, California, Woods said: 'I moved out of here back in ’96 for that reason.'

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[mmmbeans]

tiger woods is

"a jerk"
"asian"
"a lousy tipper"
"dead"

[CCS]

I never get tired of hearing rich people cry about money. It's my favorite kind of news. Much better than actual poor people who work their asses off crying about money.