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I'm not in a Celtic rock band and I don't need Facebook likes, but for an 8 piece boneless hot wings I'll show you a picture of my moobs.

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...from where?

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My guess would be the shitter

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I suspect you'll have more success getting the wings if you vow NEVER to show us your moobs.

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Hot wings while shitting?

Interesting.

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[quote name='SCP' timestamp='1360270153' post='2128218']
Hot wings while shitting?

Interesting.
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Those would be the el diablo wings

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Ill take that action

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You had me at moobs.

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Srsly...are we talking BWW wings, Quaker State, Wing King, Zaxby's??


I gotta get the currency down to figure out the exchange rate.

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[quote name='Scrumtrilescent' timestamp='1360286816' post='2128571']
Srsly...are we talking BWW wings, Quaker State, Wing King, Zaxby's??


I gotta get the currency down to figure out the exchange rate.
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Anyplace without a drive-thru

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What the hell are boneless wings??? Do you mean chicken tenders?

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theres a BWW right up the street now pick a day

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[quote name='SCP' timestamp='1360269169' post='2128189']
I'm not in a Celtic rock band and I don't need Facebook likes, but for an 8 piece boneless hot wings I'll show you a picture of my moobs.
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Your "moobs" and "boneless" should always appear in the same sentence.

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Will there be said wing sauce dripping on your moobs?

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My chest hair is a tangled mess of wing sauce, blue cheese, nacho crumbs, and dried queso dip. Sexy man sexy man. I'm dead sexay.

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A dozen Ming wings, a dozen honey hot, a dozen original hot wings plus an order of fried pickles from Wing King if you do.

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Front moob or side moob?

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Whatever will get you in the most trouble with your wife and work.

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WTF are boneless wings?

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[quote name='Panthro' timestamp='1360338353' post='2129056']
WTF are boneless wings?
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Nuggets. I've conned myself into thinking the lack of skin on a boneless wing is better for me than eating a fried wing. Shhhhhh, don't tell me the truth.

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I can't post photos from my phone.

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Best parody thread in many moons, well done SCP

Oh and Panthro, not everyone likes cartilage, veins, and bones in their chicken.

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Then call them tenders, nuggets, or fingers

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Semantics my boy, semantics.

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Boneless wings suck balls though..it's mostly a tiny piece of chicken surround by mass amounts of breading

grodie

And Z..to avoid the viens..eat the flappers...that's what I do

flappers=drumettes

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