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Cam Newton farts

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[quote name='mwright350' timestamp='1360270543' post='2128234']
Clearly he didn't fart.

I heard he told JR no tattoos, no piercings, and no farting.

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Not true. I heard Cams farts power JRs golf cart.

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If Cam farts in the woods, and no one is around to smell it, will Koala bears still exist the next day?
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[quote name='Zod' timestamp='1360270665' post='2128236']
Not true. I heard Cams farts power JRs golf cart.
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Does this count as an alternative fuel? If so can we get a tax credit for the Panthers?

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North Korea is trying to reverse engineer Cam's fart's chemistry so that they can inject their Olympic athletics with Eau De Camanus in hopes of improving their "winning" factor.

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I hope Cam never finds this.

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Lets all just hope the soviets don't catch wind of cams farts
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If a Cam fart mixed with some Hurney Magic dust what would happen?

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Does Cam have to do the Superman pose after [i]every [/i]fart?

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Little known fact: Deer antler velvet is composed of 74% cam fart.

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[quote name='SCP' timestamp='1360271059' post='2128252']
If a Cam fart mixed with some Hurney Magic dust what would happen?
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[quote name='Cary Kollins' timestamp='1360271140' post='2128258']


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Lmao

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[quote name='Cary Kollins' timestamp='1360271140' post='2128258']


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Ha! Holy poo!

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