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Cam Newton farts

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North Korea is trying to reverse engineer Cam's fart's chemistry so that they can inject their Olympic athletics with Eau De Camanus in hopes of improving their "winning" factor.

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If a Cam fart mixed with some Hurney Magic dust what would happen?

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Little known fact: Deer antler velvet is composed of 74% cam fart.

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I had to open this thread. I wanted to see if it would make some folks mad. I mean, if I had a deal with Underarmor, I would not care if I soiled myself. Just grab another pair out of the footlocker of free stuff they send every month. Not even sure I would wipe. Think I would just keep it real and see where it takes me.

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I had to open this thread. I wanted to see if it would make some folks mad. I mean, if I had a deal with Underarmor, I would not care if I soiled myself. Just grab another pair out of the footlocker of free stuff they send every month. Not even sure I would wipe. Think I would just keep it real and see where it takes me.

I feel like this was madlibbed.

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