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#16 Zaximus

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:29 AM

All I know is.... I'd eat any of those, right now.



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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:29 AM

That coconut cream pie looks damn good, but maybe it's just me.

 

Oh and whatever number two is looks nasty...



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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:31 AM

fruit defines pie; chocolate is good but it's just a variation on real pie. apple pie should be number one, hands down.



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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:32 AM

fruit defines pie; chocolate is good but it's just a variation on real pie. apple pie should be number one, hands down.

 

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:33 AM

Shouldn't cheesecake be pie despite it being called "cake"?  What defines a pie?  Going by some of these, cheesecake is definitely one.



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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:34 AM

Shouldn't cheesecake be pie despite it being called "cake"?  What defines a pie?  Going by some of these, cheesecake is definitely one.

 

Pie is defined by a fruit and a crust.

 

Everything else can suckadick



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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:36 AM

Pie is defined by a fruit and a crust.

 

Everything else can suckadick

 

 

But Pecan Pie wouldn't really make sense if it's "cake"?

 

We need a new classification for those in the middle.



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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:37 AM

A coconut isn't a fruit though... And coconuts surely don't suck dick.

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:38 AM

No you can't define it with fruit.  It's defined if it has a "crust".  Chicken pot pie, potato pie, etc.



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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:38 AM

I'd make a pie today if that didn't mean getting in the car and driving to the store...

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:38 AM

Don't forget shepherds pie lol

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:44 AM

Chocolate fuggin pie is chocolate pudding in a pie tin mother fugger. It is not even a god damned mother fugging pie! I will fugging end you right here right now.

 

Then cherry and apple pie is nothing but a fruit cup.  Don't make me go Martha Stewart on you. 



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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:44 AM

Chocolate is a flavor, not a pie.

That is milk pie. Chocolate milk pie.

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:46 AM

Pizza might as well be on that crap list. Huff post. Those liberal whores.

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:48 AM

I would add that I do not know what custard is.  It scares me when I consider the possibilities.