how could a guy with a fuggin brain tumor get a hot chick like that???!!! HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A BENTLEY!!
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Posted 20 June 2013 - 08:55 PM
What the fug!!!????? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Alice! Please explain!
He already has tried to....it's funny because I had just stated in the post prior how his exact rational may be plausible....then one post later his tubby ass shows up to confirm it.
Posted 20 June 2013 - 09:25 PM
while you're at it, waddle your fat ass to the kitchen and make me a protein shake with 2% milk. or get your mom to do it for you, idgaf
Posted 20 June 2013 - 09:32 PM
you're easily amused
you're like a toddler playing in fire ants
the only person here wearing there mother's underwear and bitching at her for not cleaning his room and washing his clothes and nasty ass is you
Posted 20 June 2013 - 09:46 PM
alice is our own personal sloth. he even looks like him
we keep him chained in smack and alternate between whipping him and feeding him candy bars
Posted 20 June 2013 - 09:47 PM
what in the fug are you talking about you little waste of fuging skin? don't pretend to know fuging anything about me you sack of useless poo....fug you
Posted 20 June 2013 - 09:48 PM
Aww don't cry, are you mad because you have this super duper fast "sports car" and I drive this big huge family 4 door car that can smoke your sport car, has almost 300 hp more, and can top your top speed by 36 miles. Hey, at least you will have plastic decals stuck all over it, I'll never have that on my car so you got me there! I'll jist stick to GIAC ecu tune, fabspeed pipe, and monoblock racing rims, but no stickers.
oh yeah? i have a jetpack that can fly me at 100+ mph and gets 10,000 mpg but it wouldn't even lift your fat ass two inches off the ground
what you really need is a flatbed so your mom can just strap your fatass down when she drives you to the mall to creep on underage girls with daddy's mastercard
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