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call them and tell them you know how to code alarm systems when you used 12 lines of prewritten script you got out of the back of a manual and see if they don't laugh harder


Not at all

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your security system is from 1993 and if someone did a crash and smash you'd be fuged

The first version came out in 2009. But thanks for reminding us how much of a moron you are.

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I post pics of my house, he makes thousands of critiques, I ask him to post his for comparison

You think that makes me a weird stalker but not the guy that follows every post of mine making mostly homosexual innuendo? Google dictionary is your friend! Go read some definitions and learn


when he shows up on a taints board asking for your information, I will call him a stalker too. until then... what's actually happening in reality?

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when he shows up on a taints board asking for your information, I will call him a stalker too. until then... what's actually happening in reality?


So stalkers are people that publicly ask you for information!? LMFAO. Just quit posting.

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"STALKERS ARE PEOPLE WHO PUBLICLY ASK FOR INFORMATION"

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lol did you "code" your universal remote to work with your entertainment components?

 

hey guys, i heard alice coded his own ipad! 

 

you're such a fuging retard and your gimmicks are washed up screech

 

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So stalkers are people that publicly ask you for information!? LMFAO. Just quit posting.


YOu must be pretty desperate now that your searches could not find anything on him except how he meets women.
Did you start posting pictures of your crap as an icebreaker for Porn Shop Clerk? I see that proved futile. Why not just ask nicely?

Your under-moob sweat of an existence is pretty sad. Unfortunately, it is the NFL offseason, so you are mildly entertaining for the time being.

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Hey, Phil, go to your phone book and call any random alarm company and make you genius above state money to them, but please record it, I wanna hear how loud they laugh at you!

 

 

i called

 

[spoiler][spoiler][spoiler] they said you were fat [/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]

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Hey, Phil, go to your phone book and call any random alarm company and make you genius above state money to them, but please record it, I wanna hear how loud they laugh at you!

jesus Christ...what language is this?

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jesus Christ...what language is this?


Well apparently a typo and autocorrect changed "statement" to "state money". Seems everyone else was intelligent enough to still figure it out. Kinda embarrassing you couldn't figure it out, not sure I would be admitting that to everyone.

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i called

[spoiler][spoiler][spoiler] they said you were fat [/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]


Oh wait, you're in Peru, if you call, they might call a wireless 1 wire Walmart security system a high end modern system! lol. Hahahahaha

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you're the first prick to jump on anyone else for a typo....fuckface

 

 

why don't you dip into your trust fund and go get yourself a cheap whore...get that cherry of yours popped and maybe it will give you a little different perspective on life!!!

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You never answered my question fatty cakes.

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Well apparently a typo and autocorrect changed "statement" to "state money". Seems everyone else was intelligent enough to still figure it out. Kinda embarrassing you couldn't figure it out, not sure I would be admitting that to everyone.


Uh actually everyone probably assumed that your bratwurst-like fingers mashed three to four keys at once and didn't care to take the time to wonder or ask what you were really trying to say. That is, if they even read your post at all.
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Cue guy who cared so little, spent time to make troll account Big Anus with 6 year old pic making lame remark in 3,2,1...

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Cue guy who cared so little, spent time to make troll account Big Anus with 6 year old pic making lame remark in 3,2,1...

Cue guy who cared so little, spent time to make troll account Big Anus with 6 year old pic making lame remark in 3,2,1...

It's been a while, but when I registered for the huddle, I recall it took around 2 minutes. You, on the other hand, compose multi-paragraph treatises on how awesome you believe your life is nearly every single day.

It's pretty clear here who "doesn't care"
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Cue guy who cared so little, spent time to make troll account Big Anus with 6 year old pic making lame remark in 3,2,1...

it took me about 15 seconds to register this account and post my avatar. it's not a lengthy process, lmao

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Sorry, getting pretty weak again, yawn

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Sorry, getting pretty weak again, yawn

 

Does that mean its Jif and puppy time?

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Oh yeah. I'm a big guy myself but fat knows fat. fattie

 

This was just after I beat a lean muscular huddler in basketball 11-2.
 

 He called me lean muscular...

 

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Does that mean its Jif and puppy time?

Nah I'll probably load up a couple of pics of PSC and masturbate furiously in the gorge on the left side of my mattress. Then I'll come get my maid or dog to clean up while I consume twinkies until bedtime.
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He called me lean muscular...

meme_happy_010_by_sofidesiings-d4yfc0r.p


I'll be a father soon. It's made me gentler and I avoid the double insult

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alejandro is a father

 

 

[spoiler] to a whole litter of chili dogs [/spoiler]

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alejandro is a father


[spoiler] to a whole litter of chili dogs [/spoiler]

The problem with hot dogs, I've found, is that I never can decide which hole I'd most enjoy to stick them in!
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This thread is awesome. Philly is basically a man who anyone can look up to. A pretty cool guy who travels the world and builds shit with his bare hands. It's hilarious seeing this retard talk shit to him and pretend to know what he's talking about when his parents A) payed for all of his things and B) payed mexicans to do all of the work in his house.

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