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In honor of Hawk's statement

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about Alice not being able to buy jokes, I have decided to do charity work for the rich little bitch titted cock monger. In this topic, I will mock any huddler who wishes to see what he should say instead of the inane dribble he sweats biscuits and gravy over as he toils to type each paragraph. I will do this until my wife and daughter come home with explosives for tonight. To be a good sport, I will start with me.

 

 

88 Bronco, what kind of white trash piece of poo are you? You clearly are a panthers fan and brag about having an old mustang that isn't even a classic. Your screen name indicates you have some other old ass Ford that should be turned into scrap. I am thankful that you still own those inferior poo boxes as I fear the metal recovered from those subpar vehicles might be used as wheel weights for my Bentley. Enjoy your Walmart existence Joe Dirt!

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I'll be the first volunteer. See what you can come up with besides Justin Beiber lol

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LOL all the girls you get, ha! With that $12 Supercuts Bieber haircut, the only girls you get are the ones that would stand in line for a One Direction concert. What's your pick line, if you blow me I'll give you an autographed Katy Perry CD. One day you will hear "would you like to take a seat..."

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show him how its done

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Phillyb you poor misguided arrogant douche, and I stress poor. The warm fuzzy you get from being a "nomadic vagabond" is probably some third world disease you contracted from sleeping with goat poo. You can have you communal existence, because one day you woman will want someone with a cock the size of your nose, and I have enough money to spring for the penis implants to rock her world.

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hey 88 bronco

 

you drive an 88 bronco

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Porn shop clerk, you truly have some audacity to talk poo to anyone. The way you rant and rave about how fuging awesome computer games are, I can only assume you still live in your mom's attic, much like Sloth. If you piss me off one more time I will pay your mother enough to make that cheap whale of a woman go ass to mouth. After Mama Fratelli is finished licking my poo off my cock, your bitch ass will be as homeless as most of New Orleans in October 2005.

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All right kids, it's family time. I might do this later.

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Keep your chin up... so it doesn't sag over your cleavage.

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hey 88 bronco if it weren't for millimeters you wouldn't even have a dick

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hahahahahaha....I feel honored and left out all at the same time....

 

 

in Alice's words....do me when you get back sir!!!!

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eh?   what's that all aboot?

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