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here is some good panthers karma to slake your thirst for positivity: or, phillyb and the divine football revelation in uruguay


Best Answer PhillyB, 02 December 2013 - 11:02 AM

bump for saints week.

 

the football gods have been faithful. they have bid us be of faith and good cheer; they have revealed victory in the darkestmost places. recite with me, panthers fans:

 

Ron is my shepherd, I shall not want.

He maketh us to stride off the field in victory,

His win streaks floweth like running water,

He refreshes our souls.

Cammy cam guides us to endzones

For his team's sake;

Yea, though I walk through the swampy valley of the shadow of the superdome,

I will fear no bounty;

For we have Keuchly,

Davis, and Death Star, they comfort me.

You prepare a gameplan before me

in the presence of our enemies;

You anoint Steve Smith with quick outs,

His cup overfloweth 

Surely touchdowns and riotous victory

Shall follow us all the days of our lives

And Drew Brees's mole shall

Dwell stuck in Greg Hardy's cleats forever

 

Amen.

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#46 Chaos

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 08:55 PM

Great post Philly, and most astounding photography sir.  However, I couldn't help but notice the ever-so-subtle absence of tits.



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Posted 21 August 2013 - 09:05 PM

the feels I got from this thread.

 

phillyB for mod.



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Posted 21 August 2013 - 09:39 PM

Great post Philly, and most astounding photography sir.  However, I couldn't help but notice the ever-so-subtle absence of tits.

 

i'm not sure the huddle could handle either pair of tits involved in that sojourn



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Posted 21 August 2013 - 09:49 PM

i'm not sure the huddle could handle either pair of tits involved in that sojourn




No, most huddlers can handle pictures of tits.


Its the real ones they can't handle.

#50 Kral

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 10:03 PM

Magnifico



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Posted 21 August 2013 - 11:14 PM

So does this mean we are sweeping the Stains?

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 11:26 PM

So does this mean we are sweeping the Stains?

 

the gods have spoken, who are we to argue



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Posted 22 August 2013 - 12:27 AM

Awesome story telling, sir!  Thank you!

 

And I do believe in the Football Gods.  I don't know how many of them there are but I believe in every last one of them.



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Posted 22 August 2013 - 07:03 AM

i'm not sure the huddle could handle either pair of tits involved in that sojourn

 

He once parallel parked a train...

 

 

His two cents is worth 37 dollars and some change...

 

 

It's never his bad...

 

 

He is...the most interesting man on the Huddle.



#55 PhillyB

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Posted 02 December 2013 - 11:02 AM   Best Answer

bump for saints week.

 

the football gods have been faithful. they have bid us be of faith and good cheer; they have revealed victory in the darkestmost places. recite with me, panthers fans:

 

Ron is my shepherd, I shall not want.

He maketh us to stride off the field in victory,

His win streaks floweth like running water,

He refreshes our souls.

Cammy cam guides us to endzones

For his team's sake;

Yea, though I walk through the swampy valley of the shadow of the superdome,

I will fear no bounty;

For we have Keuchly,

Davis, and Death Star, they comfort me.

You prepare a gameplan before me

in the presence of our enemies;

You anoint Steve Smith with quick outs,

His cup overfloweth 

Surely touchdowns and riotous victory

Shall follow us all the days of our lives

And Drew Brees's mole shall

Dwell stuck in Greg Hardy's cleats forever

 

Amen.



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Posted 02 December 2013 - 11:08 AM

ps i may have been off on my david gettis interpretation. i think maybe the football gods were telling me he would have to be sacrificed to please them

 

looks like it worked



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Posted 02 December 2013 - 11:18 AM

ehhh...

#58 The_Light_Brigade

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Posted 02 December 2013 - 12:11 PM

Amen...



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Posted 02 December 2013 - 12:14 PM

lafell+and+chandler+hug+vs+tampa+bay.jpgHmmmm PhillyB, Don't give up your day job,just yet. :)

 

 



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Posted 22 December 2013 - 06:10 PM

final bump.

 

do not doubt the prophetic revelation of the football gods. the saints are cracked and torn.

 

on to atlanta.




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