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How bad is Alice sweating the NFL's new purse policy

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Alice, make sure you read the new NFL purse policy. You don't want to get denied access to your parents private suite in the Shitdome because your little LV man purse is not see-through. Here is a link http://www.nfl.com/qs/allclear/index.jsp

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Alice, make sure you read the new NFL purse policy. You don't want to get denied access to your parents private suite in the Shitdome because your little LV man purse is not see-through. You're welcome.

Sweatin like Rob Ryan standing in a long line at an all-u-can-eat bbq rib & beer joint!

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He probably wears a LV fanny pack as well. His world is gonna come crumbling down if he can't accessorize.

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alice doesn't strike me as the type to actually go to a football game irl. too much noise and temperature variation and gross poors and their sticky kids and for gods sakes DOES NO ONE IN THIS TOWN KNOW HOW TO ACCESSORIZE?!?!?!?!

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They will have to get a female officer to pat down his tits.

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They will have to get a female officer to pat down his tits.

 

where can I sign up for some of that?

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Alice, make sure you read the new NFL purse policy. You don't want to get denied access to your parents private suite in the Shitdome because your little LV man purse is not see-through. Here is a link http://www.nfl.com/qs/allclear/index.jsp

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Why would I bring my briefcase to the game? And who cares if its my families suite, am I only allowed to go if I get my own suite to myself!? Also, you wouldn't know this, but suites have their own entrance and own security so policy probably doesn't apply to us. Worst case scenerio, we have lockable storage at the entrance to floor, so we can take stuff out of any bag that isn't allowed and go put the bag in lockable storage a few steps away.

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Why would I bring my briefcase to the game? And who cares if its my families suite, am I only allowed to go if I get my own suite to myself!? Also, you wouldn't know this, but suites have their own entrance and own security so policy probably doesn't apply to us. Worst case scenerio, we have lockable storage at the entrance to floor, so we can take stuff out of any bag that isn't allowed and go put the bag in lockable storage a few steps away.

Are these the same infamous lockers that Sean Payton stole Vicodin out of?

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I'm thinking mommy and daddy lock alice in that fuging locker...all that money, you know they could afford the extra extra large locker

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