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#1 SCP

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 10:00 AM

Alice, make sure you read the new NFL purse policy. You don't want to get denied access to your parents private suite in the Shitdome because your little LV man purse is not see-through. Here is a link http://www.nfl.com/q...clear/index.jsp

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#2 Harris Aballah

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 10:02 AM

Alice, make sure you read the new NFL purse policy. You don't want to get denied access to your parents private suite in the Shitdome because your little LV man purse is not see-through. You're welcome.

Sweatin like Rob Ryan standing in a long line at an all-u-can-eat bbq rib & beer joint!



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Posted 03 September 2013 - 10:05 AM

He probably wears a LV fanny pack as well. His world is gonna come crumbling down if he can't accessorize.

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 10:34 AM

alice doesn't strike me as the type to actually go to a football game irl. too much noise and temperature variation and gross poors and their sticky kids and for gods sakes DOES NO ONE IN THIS TOWN KNOW HOW TO ACCESSORIZE?!?!?!?!

#5 Doyle

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 10:46 AM

They will have to get a female officer to pat down his tits.



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Posted 03 September 2013 - 12:55 PM

They will have to get a female officer to pat down his tits.

 

where can I sign up for some of that?



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Posted 03 September 2013 - 02:27 PM

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 02:28 PM

Alice, make sure you read the new NFL purse policy. You don't want to get denied access to your parents private suite in the Shitdome because your little LV man purse is not see-through. Here is a link http://www.nfl.com/q...clear/index.jsp

You're welcome.


Why would I bring my briefcase to the game? And who cares if its my families suite, am I only allowed to go if I get my own suite to myself!? Also, you wouldn't know this, but suites have their own entrance and own security so policy probably doesn't apply to us. Worst case scenerio, we have lockable storage at the entrance to floor, so we can take stuff out of any bag that isn't allowed and go put the bag in lockable storage a few steps away.

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 02:30 PM

Why would I bring my briefcase to the game? And who cares if its my families suite, am I only allowed to go if I get my own suite to myself!? Also, you wouldn't know this, but suites have their own entrance and own security so policy probably doesn't apply to us. Worst case scenerio, we have lockable storage at the entrance to floor, so we can take stuff out of any bag that isn't allowed and go put the bag in lockable storage a few steps away.


Are these the same infamous lockers that Sean Payton stole Vicodin out of?

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 10:39 PM

I'm thinking mommy and daddy lock alice in that fuging locker...all that money, you know they could afford the extra extra large locker



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Posted 04 September 2013 - 02:08 PM

Why would I bring my briefcase to the game? And who cares if its my families suite, am I only allowed to go if I get my own suite to myself!? Also, you wouldn't know this, but suites have their own entrance and own security so policy probably doesn't apply to us. Worst case scenerio, we have lockable storage at the entrance to floor, so we can take stuff out of any bag that isn't allowed and go put the bag in lockable storage a few steps away.


I sat in a suite at the 2008 Panthers-Saints game in the Rapedome. The one where Brees failed to break the record and Kasay won it on a last second FG.

You're full of poo. The suits do not have their own entrances. I'm lucky I didn't catch HIV from the female security guard.

When Smitty caught that long jump ball from Jake on the final drive to set up the FG you could hear a pen drop in that shithole of a dome. Except for my screaming and rubbing it into the faces of my bandwagon Aints fan family members.

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 03:08 PM

I sat in a suite at the 2008 Panthers-Saints game in the Rapedome. The one where Brees failed to break the record and Kasay won it on a last second FG.

You're full of poo. The suits do not have their own entrances. I'm lucky I didn't catch HIV from the female security guard.

When Smitty caught that long jump ball from Jake on the final drive to set up the FG you could hear a pen drop in that shithole of a dome. Except for my screaming and rubbing it into the faces of my bandwagon Aints fan family members.

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Gee, you caught me, I guess I made it all up


The New Orleans Saints' Super Bowl title defense has begun and the first home game of the 2010 season is just one day away! In order to improve your game day experience, offseason preparations and renovations to the Louisiana Superdome have been in full gear since our thrilling NFC Championship Game victory in January. One of those renovations includes new Club Member and Suite Holder entrances into the Superdome. All of our Suite Holders and Club Members will have exclusive access to these entrances which are located between Gate C and Gate D on the LaSalle St. side of the Superdome, as well as between Gate G and Gate H on the Claiborne Avenue side. These entrances can be accessed on the Plaza Level, with escalators taking you directly up and into the Superdome's club concourse adjacent to the club rooms. Early entry for Suite Holders will still be available through Gate A Ground Level only, three hours prior to kickoff. If you have any questions, please feel free to contact the Saints Ticket Office at (504) 731-1700. As always, we thank you for your continued support and we look forward to seeing you in the Dome for another exciting Saints championship run! Sincerely, Super Bowl XLIV Champions New Orleans Saints Ticket Office


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Posted 04 September 2013 - 04:30 PM

Gee, you're fat.

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 04:58 PM

Private rape rooms...cool.



#15 Fade2BlackAndBlue

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Posted 07 September 2013 - 09:23 AM

Alice never get pregnant, you will flood the city again when your water breaks.

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