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I'm crafting a carefully-written letter to Jerry Richardson. What should I say?

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tell him you have an interwebs friend who has already raised 1412.72 via kickstarter in one day and if you don't act soon you will be the one handing out water bottles on Morehead.

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I would start off by suggesting that he get that heart in the Nine Inch Nails "Closer" video.

At least we could get him to be in the mid 90's socially and be sorta steampunk cool.

I would then invite him to hang on my screen door sprayed with Flex Seal on Lake Norman because this is how OG pimps play!!

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Hey jerr,

Remember that feeling you got when you caught the game winning touchdown pass from Johnny Unitas back in '59 to win the championship?

That's the exact opposite of the way we feel as fans of the Panthers.

Yours in Christ,

Phillip B.

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I heard you had a successful heart transplant.

Whens the brain coming?

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Tell him it's time to stop trying to be like the Steelers. Hell the Steelers ain't even the Steelers anymore.

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Ask him what he thinks his role is for the organization and ask him how he feels he has failed the role and more specifically what he thinks his mistakes have been and how they have played a role in the failure of the team, or as he would say, product.

 

 

I'd really like to know what failures JR would take responsibility for if anything, or if he even realizes he plays a part in this failure of a team.

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Should also try to collect some signatures. Ill damn sure sign.

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I'd ask his mail screener how he enjoys his job.

My guess: That's the only person who's going to wind up reading it.

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Should also try to collect some signatures. Ill damn sure sign.

With love,

From all the retards at the huddle.

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Actually, he does read the vast majority of letters and a friend of mine even got a call from him and they had lunch in downtown Charlotte.

 

So, if it's the real deal...

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Ask him why he brought back a coach who is too gutless to go for wins.

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haven't seen to much actual constructive advice yet

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