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Cordarrelle Patterson is an asshat.


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#1 TNPanther

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Posted 19 January 2014 - 03:50 PM

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Last night my friends and I were at this bar on the Strip in Knoxville near the UT campus, and low and behold Cordarrelle Patterson was there visiting. I had never met the guy in person and, while I knew he wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, thought he'd at least act professionally now that he's a centerpiece of the Vikes' offense.

 

I went to go shake the guy's hand and a female friend in our group tagged along with me. After I shook his hand, he outright asked my female friend if she would fug his friend. She stared at him for a few seconds in disbelief and walked away.

 

A few minutes later, she had to go to the restroom, and Cordarrelle was standing in the area near the ladies' room. The bar was pretty crowded, so lightly nudging someone shouldn't be that big of a deal, right? She accidentally rubs elbows with CP, which prompts him to shove her and yell, "fug you, bitch!"

 

I wasn't planning to start a fight with the guy, but I went up to him and yelled, "what the fug do you think you're doing man?" He was all like, "what you gonna do bruh? what you gonna do?" I paused for a few seconds, then said, "Don't make me call in the Panthers defense!" That shut him up.

 

So, CP is an asshat. Next time we play them, remember that he likes to shove girls at college bars because they won't fug his friends.



#2 rko396

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Posted 19 January 2014 - 03:53 PM

That does suck. But if true, you have an interesting story to share for the next 4 years (while CP is relevant). So its all good

Also, if ur friend is hot, then 87% of males in there were thinking the same. So he had the balls to say it cuz many girls are star-fuggers so hes prolly just used to it ending well for him

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Posted 19 January 2014 - 03:54 PM

"I wasn't planning to start a fight, but......" never usually ends well, lol.



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Posted 19 January 2014 - 03:58 PM

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If Steve Smith would've been in that bar and had seen all that, they'd have had to identify Patterson by his dental records.



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Posted 19 January 2014 - 03:58 PM

I have Luke on speed dial motherfuger.



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Posted 19 January 2014 - 03:58 PM

This reminds me of that one time Brian Urlacher started poo with Bas Rutten. Some of these players are truly douchebags once the cameras are off.



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Posted 19 January 2014 - 03:59 PM

Where is the lose option in starting a fight with someone like this?

You either pull one out miraculously and have bragging rights til you die, or the punk wins but goes to jail and makes a mockery out of himself to the national media in the process.

#8 Evengelion

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Posted 19 January 2014 - 04:00 PM

for a moment there I thought this was the Jameis Winston story excluding the fighting and vulgarity.



#9 rko396

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Posted 19 January 2014 - 04:00 PM

This reminds me of that one time Brian Urlacher started poo with Bas Rutten. Some of these players are truly douchebags once the cameras are off.


They're the same brain-dead jocks u graduated HS with, but more athletic. Same idiot

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Posted 19 January 2014 - 04:00 PM

Funny story Mr.Rustler




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