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Big A

Was reading PhillyB's thread about his decayed teeth.....

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At the way this is going I feel like claiming big A is too poor to host a midget orgy in his living room, just to see if he'll actually post pictures of a midget orgy taking place in his living room in an effort to refute my claim because proving people wrong on the internet validates his life for some odd reason

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"These are actual midgets! This is actual money being handed to the midgets for their participation! Wanna say I can't afford to pay midgets to soil my living room furniture now?"

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At the way this is going I feel like claiming big A is too poor to host a midget orgy in his living room, just to see if he'll actually post pictures of a midget orgy taking place in his living room in an effort to refute my claim because proving people wrong on the internet validates his life for some odd reason

The midget orgies are Thursday nights, not tonight. I'll post the video Friday!

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OK, Alice post a pic of you beside some poon ( and not some chick related to you either). Blot out her face if you must.....just prove your this great chic magnet.

And by the way your such a douche..

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What have we learned about Alice over the last two years?

4'8" tall. Check

Size 7 feet. Check

Vegan. Check

Tiny yard. Check

1/4" marble counter tops. Check

Louie V accessories. Check

FEMA *****. Check

Taints fan since 2009. Check

Selfies with dogs and inanimate objects. Check

Hangs artwork too low. Check

Rainbow sneaker collector. Check

Orders 2 small salads. Check

Vacays on parents dime. Check

Nice house on tiny lot. Check

Needs to pressure wash mold off fence. Check

What else?

wants to give Philly b falacieo. Check.

Shaves one leg ( idk the reasoning). Check.

Could care less about saving 15% on his car insurance.Check.

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What have we learned about Alice over the last two years?

4'8" tall. Check

Size 7 feet. Check

Vegan. Check

Tiny yard. Check

1/4" marble counter tops. Check

Louie V accessories. Check

FEMA *****. Check

Taints fan since 2009. Check

Selfies with dogs and inanimate objects. Check

Hangs artwork too low. Check

Rainbow sneaker collector. Check

Orders 2 small salads. Check

Vacays on parents dime. Check

Nice house on tiny lot. Check

Needs to pressure wash mold off fence. Check

What else?

Gets his hair highlighted

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i wonder if alice still thinks frosted tips haven't been passe since 2002

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Wow, I might be offended if I ever had frosted tips my entire life. But hey, don't let reality step in the way of a good story! Shaven seen the peanut butter and dog story in about a week, time to wash rinse repeat,

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