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KissMyConverse

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#3261274 I met a stripper on Friday ...

Posted by KissMyConverse on Yesterday, 04:00 PM

I was married to a stripper.

Run the fug away as fast as you can.

I'm serious. And aren't you from like San Jose? Stay away from them broads man. Go fug a naive San Jose state girl or two and move forward.

I used to bang a girl in San Jose... she's smoking hot half Peruvian and a total *****.

They're really not hard to find in CA. 




#3258327 Nice Saturday AM haymaker thrown by TimTom Hasselbeck

Posted by KissMyConverse on 01 March 2015 - 12:10 AM

There is a slim chance he was praising both. His silence is telling though.

Nah if you read through the response tweets (which surprisingly were all in defense of Cam) he starts tweeting in there. Attacking Cam and his mechanics and saying well that is what he sees etc. 




#3257663 Panthers Final Decision On Hardy : No Thanks

Posted by KissMyConverse on 28 February 2015 - 11:34 AM

Yep. For Bill to be this definitive tells me either Ron or Dave told him. I trust Bill's reporting.

Does everyone forget that this is the guy that told us 3 weeks before Smith was cut that well he would be cut. He wrote like 4 articles slowly building Panther fans up to the idea that 89 would be gone. 

He tried to let us down easy...

After that I'll trust Voth's reporting on things until he gives me a reason not to. He gives us the unsugarcoated truth. 

 

But you know him in person Igo. He really does have the connections. Would you say out of all the sources us fans that don't have direct connections to the team have he would be the most reliable? 




#3252052 D Will says Panthers didn't reach out to him when his mother died

Posted by KissMyConverse on 23 February 2015 - 11:16 PM

I expected it to be really bad. And all this mud was going to be slung everywhere....

 

That wasn't really that bad at all.... 

 

Then they add in that because the Panthers felt they dropped the ball they put a policy in place for future family members deaths (Such as CJ's grandmother) and how they should handle them.

Deangleo should look at the fact that he got the team and the league to put a spot light on breast cancer and the team didn't react the way he wanted when she passed, however they realized their mistake and put in rules to correct it because of him. Basically he was the catalyst behind two positive changes and this reaction does come across as petty. 




#3237812 We won! Thank you huddle for your support.

Posted by KissMyConverse on 10 February 2015 - 08:44 PM

Are those glasses for the blind that she is wearing?

That could be one (and maybe the only) reason I could come up with. Haha

It gets worse than that.... she is a Vet Clinical Pathologist from Tokyo.... so a smoking hot foreign doctor.

 

And its because I'm a tri-pod. I mean I make her laugh. 




#3237614 Panthers "Ready to Spend" ~ Bert Jensen

Posted by KissMyConverse on 10 February 2015 - 06:18 PM

Just messing with ya brother.  Feel free to return fire.  Lord knows what can be done with my name...  :phew:

I hope you realize I am completely joking myself. You grow up with the name Bert you get used to a world of jokes. 




#3237552 Panthers "Ready to Spend" ~ Bert Jensen

Posted by KissMyConverse on 10 February 2015 - 05:16 PM

After reading through the thread I see the joke...

Still speaking for Bert's everywhere poo ain't funny and well we tend to be a little hairy. 




#3237441 Panthers "Ready to Spend" ~ Bert Jensen

Posted by KissMyConverse on 10 February 2015 - 03:51 PM

I don't trust anyone named Burt.

 

 

It's actually Brett but one of the local radio guys used to jokingly call him Bert.

For those of us actually named Bert... I don't know how I feel about this. 


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#3236022 Where has Nicole Holder been?

Posted by KissMyConverse on 09 February 2015 - 03:14 PM

Pornstar and stripper mecca of North Carolina...not surprised at all.

Having a ton of hot girls does not equate porn star and Stripper....

 

Wilmington isn't ECU. 




#3235878 Jerry Richardson sure is consistent in getting rid of troublemaking players i...

Posted by KissMyConverse on 09 February 2015 - 02:13 PM

Pretty sure Hardy wasn't going to be a long term Panther before the incident. G-spot just wasn't going to pay him. So at that point, well it is moot. 

However we could have maybe gotten something in a trade for him which is better than nothing. At best we get a late 3rd rounder for him and even that is in doubt. 




#3222717 Broker?

Posted by KissMyConverse on 28 January 2015 - 05:16 PM

Hey if you find one Hawk I'm about two hours from the Bay area....

 

So I'll need your hook up for next year when the Panthers are in the Super Bowl. 




#3221698 Ramsdell retiring

Posted by KissMyConverse on 27 January 2015 - 03:44 PM

well hopefully Rivera gets the news and realizes "mother of god now it's just shula" and proceeds to FIRE THE fug OUT OF HIM

What you don't like long bombs on 3rd and 1 with shitty WRs?

 

It will trick them one day I tell you.




#3215158 So tell me

Posted by KissMyConverse on 20 January 2015 - 09:42 PM

honest question, and I know that's never a real good idea here on the huddle, but what the hell!

 

how is it possible for panther fans to hate the Seahawks and their fans?  (myself not included of course)

 

go

I can't speak for everyone. But I don't Hate Seahawk fans with ties to the PNW. But I'll say this I'm almost 33 and spent most of my lives in NC/VA/GA and for about 30 of those years I met exactly 2 Seahawk fans and that was only because Ferrell Edmunds is from my hometown in VA. 

Now you can't spit without hitting a "12th Man" and these "12th Men" have ZERO ties to Seattle or the PNW. And they tend to be the ones waiving the flag (literally) and beating the D-bag drum the loudest. 

Now I've moved to Northern California 49'er country. And I can't tell you how many #3, #25 and #12 jersey's I see. For shits and giggles I try to ask them about the Kingdome only to get blank stares...

That's why the "12th Man" rubs me the wrong way. The guy who's been rooting for the hawks the last 20 years doesn't bother me one bit. 

That and Sherman's mouth and Russell's Holier than Thou act.... God made me throw those 4 ints to test me only to have me lead the comeback.... 

 

But hell I'm hoping I am called a bandwagon fan in a few years out here after the Panthers win the Super Bowl.... 




#3202186 Ohio State Offensive Line

Posted by KissMyConverse on 13 January 2015 - 12:21 AM

That's why Nebraska always has such huge linemen.
 

I knew... I'm just saying I didn't really KNOW. I mean I think the average height was 6'3 but the average weight was like 280.

Only question the wife had (She's from Tokyo) was why do you guys need so much corn?

Only thing I could think to respond with is why do you guys need so much rice? 




#3202170 Ohio State Offensive Line

Posted by KissMyConverse on 13 January 2015 - 12:17 AM

When drafting someone on the OL...get me a big, ugly, corn-fed mother fuger from a Big Ten school. 

You know I always knew what Corn Fed meant. I understood the meaning... 

At least I thought I did till I spent a week in Iowa...

Holy poo those people are Big. And I mean People the women are bigger than most men back in NC.