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Riverboat Ron

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#3117186 help me figure out how to watch this shitty team play on sunday

Posted by Riverboat Ron on 03 December 2014 - 04:09 PM

Forget watching the game, make this poster in preparation for your visit.

 

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#3112445 Yes we lost today, but my hell has just begun

Posted by Riverboat Ron on 30 November 2014 - 08:59 PM

Kagel the elf?




#3108057 Viking game predictions...new beginning or the misery continues?

Posted by Riverboat Ron on 29 November 2014 - 10:16 AM

0-0 tie.


#3106437 For those who are wondering, the best way to cook a turkey.....

Posted by Riverboat Ron on 27 November 2014 - 12:45 AM

Trying a bacon wrapped turkey this year.


#3105725 Current projected temperature for Panthers/Vikings game

Posted by Riverboat Ron on 26 November 2014 - 12:55 PM

I want Madden weather, -20 degrees, 50 MPH winds, blizzard conditions, zero visability.


#3103442 Playoffs? Playoffs?!

Posted by Riverboat Ron on 24 November 2014 - 06:18 PM

I want the NFC South to get a team in the playoffs with only 5 wins.




#3103439 Would we be a better team if...

Posted by Riverboat Ron on 24 November 2014 - 06:14 PM

If we had 116 sacks from Hardy rather than 116 tackles from Luke we'd be a better team.




#3103019 Ouch, awful NFC South note

Posted by Riverboat Ron on 24 November 2014 - 12:09 PM

Would really suck to see the entire NFC South have the first four picks.

It's not impossible, but the Raiders and Jaguars are making it mighty hard.

Winner of the division gets the grand prize of drafting #21.


#3102493 Any PSL owners billed for playoff tickets yet?

Posted by Riverboat Ron on 23 November 2014 - 09:33 PM

Paying for playoff tix this year will be like getting gang raped in prison by Ron Jeremy and Peter North. It sucks but hey it's Ron Jeremy and Peter North.


Add in John Holmes when management extends Shula because we make the playoffs.


#3102026 @Minnesota... Superbowl run begins

Posted by Riverboat Ron on 23 November 2014 - 06:04 PM

Riverboat Ron broke out of imposter Ron's basement, suffocated him with his gambling hat and has returned to coach the Panthers all the way to the Super Ball!


#3100487 Acceptable Thanksgiving Pies

Posted by Riverboat Ron on 21 November 2014 - 10:51 PM

Shepherd's pie.


#3093398 Picking 8th at this point

Posted by Riverboat Ron on 17 November 2014 - 01:53 PM

Would Gettleman dare take a DE in the 1st?


#3091101 ron playing for a 45+ yarder

Posted by Riverboat Ron on 16 November 2014 - 04:31 PM

I guess I have to change my name, the Riverboat has sunk.


#3086207 Some Hope For A Hopeless Team

Posted by Riverboat Ron on 14 November 2014 - 02:41 AM

I'm going to laugh my ass off when the NFC South gets a team in the playoffs with 6 wins. 




#3085010 Aight Mother Fuggers one of us has to win

Posted by Riverboat Ron on 13 November 2014 - 04:00 AM

100-100 tie.

 

During halftime we switch coaches and nobody notices the difference. Eventually both defenses just sit on the sideline while we combine for 1800 yards rushing. After the game everyone jumps into the dumpster fire that is the NFC South.






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