No lie, this happened to my cousin way back when. His parents had finished dinner at Golden Corral and they thought someone had taken him at the restaurant because he said he was going to wait by the car while everyone went to restroom before they left. (long car trip). They called the cops when they got on the road and realized he wasn't in the car. Kid was back in the GC watching them make the rolls. He had been there for an hour.
either way, the panthers should exploit the fug out of this. let cam code switch to over-emphasized standard american english in the huddle and call out audibles with valley girl cadence and then get olsen to start yelling at cam in african-american english, and when the seahawks defense stands up and starts staring at each other with bewilderment that they're not the only team in league with appropriate code-switching and cultural crises, sneak brandon williams on a loping reverse for an 80-yard touchdown where he celebrates our only points of the afternoon by singing the mexican national anthem.
"LIke, OMG, Blue 42, blue 42, set, Like HUT 1, I can't EVEN, HIKE!!!