Idk where you live but if he came to where I live in the dmv area first he would get laughed off the face of the earth for trying to wear them. Then they would beat the poo out of him and take them. Lmao
Not sure I would brag about the place I live being so bad they beat up people for clothes. Maybe take those hours you spend posting on the Huddle and pick up some extra work and move to better place? Or is that too rational?
I didn't notice "Maryland" in your avatar, so had to google DMV and funny I cam up with this article at top of results