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hank pimple butt

Member Since 25 Nov 2008
Last Active Feb 17 2015 08:00 PM

#2809345 Another former Panther gets a new team

Posted by hank pimple butt on 04 June 2014 - 07:40 PM

He was solid when he played for us. I was rooting for him in Chicago....but its gonna be hard to root for him as a Patriot :/

#2803033 D Hixon tares ACL at Bears OTA

Posted by hank pimple butt on 29 May 2014 - 03:48 AM

Damn! feel bad for Hixon. thanks for winning us that game against the Saints! Seems like he's gonna hang it up after his third ACL tear.......this further proves TD is a freak of nature.

#2551842 Coach Ron Rivera urges a fan "call to arms"

Posted by hank pimple butt on 19 December 2013 - 12:01 AM

If Riverboat will send me a ticket. I will most certainly follows his orders.....Please Ron :/

#2441114 If I see him in the streets imma bust him in the F****** mouth

Posted by hank pimple butt on 21 October 2013 - 08:54 PM

I love Smitty! If i was Jenkins, i would take what Smitty said to heart. Jenkins posted some tweets thinking its all a game w/#89. He better get back on "google" and do some more research on Smitty. Cuz, Smitty  is dead serious when he said he will bust him in the mouth. You can talk all day on the field, about the man your playing. You dont cross the line by bringing in a mans family...

#2409090 Giants.com Has Interview With Beason, It's Clear He Wanted Chance to Star...

Posted by hank pimple butt on 04 October 2013 - 07:45 PM

Im gonna miss the Beast! he was one of my favorite players (and will continue to be) Hate seeing him in another jersey...but, i'd rather be seeing him playing than sit on the shelf. Another thing, Seems like our Gm is more interested in making a team better, than being attached to players that are not producing...so hopefully that's sends a nice message to this team! Seems like a win for both sides. Hope Beason has a great season, and stays healthy! Now I guess I have a reason to tune in to giants games now.

#2319389 Thank You Hurney

Posted by hank pimple butt on 10 August 2013 - 06:29 PM

Say what you want about the guy, but the guy has had some solid drafts. Almost the entire 2012 draft by Hurney played well. And as much poo as hes been given about armanti, it seems that qb to wr project has finally paid off. I give the man mad props. He may not know how to structure contracts but he did set carolina up with some decent players for years to come

Good at making draft picks or not. Those huge contracts would have screwed us over for many years to come! Thank God Gettleman Knows how to do business!

#2315212 Happy birthday Boo!

Posted by hank pimple butt on 07 August 2013 - 10:13 PM

Happy B-day Boo! Even tho i dont really know you lol. But your a huddle legend....Why is she not a Mod already?

#2313806 So.. I'm about to finish a fifth of jack daniels in an hour

Posted by hank pimple butt on 06 August 2013 - 09:44 PM

Well, don't die and sh#t

#2309581 If this doesn't make you happy, nothing will--- now including free pie!

Posted by hank pimple butt on 03 August 2013 - 12:54 AM

My pants got shorter (yes im gay for Panthers football)

#2302791 Could you date someone that does internet porn?

Posted by hank pimple butt on 28 July 2013 - 07:13 PM

She puts out, and makes good money.......whats the problem lol? I mean is she By her self, or is it sex with just Men, or women. The solo, and just girls, wouldn't bother me. But if shes with dudes that would be a problem for me. I damn sure wouldn't want to have sex with her wondering if some other guys load could get on me.....to each their own g'luck. whatever you decide!

#2302786 Anyone have any Cam autograph advice?

Posted by hank pimple butt on 28 July 2013 - 07:09 PM

Asking kids to get autographs for you?


Honestly, I'd rather have my kids ask than me. If you think about it. It is kinda odd, and silly for a grown man to ask another grown man for a autograph. But, damn the auto's look so damn good on 8x10s jerseys etc.....A 8x10 looks so bland to me hanging up on a wall w/no autograph.

#2302523 Anyone have any Cam autograph advice?

Posted by hank pimple butt on 28 July 2013 - 02:36 PM

getting kids to ask for you is your best bet....But, your fiancée asking will work better than you asking. I tried to get Smitty to sign a 8x10, and he just walked by me lol. but my fiancée was a few people down the line, so i gave her the 8x10 and she asked him. He said "this is the last auto for today" Players seem a little more comfortable signing for children, and women. Hope this helps, and good luck! 



#2293421 *Caption This Pic*

Posted by hank pimple butt on 20 July 2013 - 12:20 AM

Sorry to derail the thread and I think I've asked this before, but what the hell is going on in your sig?

Here ya go. http://www.carolinah...-gif-in-my-sig/

#2293420 My gif in my sig

Posted by hank pimple butt on 20 July 2013 - 12:18 AM

Since i get asked all the time wtf is that  gif in my sig. Here is the explanation.

If you are familiar with the band GWAR!!!!!!!!! (and you should be they are awesome) The gif is the lead singer out of costume sucking on his "cuttlefish" which is used as Phallus  on his costume. Thank you, and i hope this has been informative.


Love all you bastards -Hank XOXOXOXO


#2292165 *Caption This Pic*

Posted by hank pimple butt on 18 July 2013 - 11:06 PM

Rivera: he may have missed that tackle.......But damn that all black uniform makes it look so good!