1) You are not smarter than an NFL front office. Remember that.
2) If a player is falling that is fits a need, DO NOT SPEAK OF IT. You can say, "he"falling, or "someone" is falling, but DO NOT post "Jonny McWinPants is still there!" 10 picks before us.Someone will take him and I will ban you.
3) Stay in the draft thread/chat/etc with your OMFG HOW CAN WE TAKE THIS NEWB. I will make forum reaction threads as the draft goes on so you can post your mental vomit for all to see.
4) Be drunk for the draft. It will be much easier to handle. I suggest a sip for every mention of "upside" and "character".
6) Didn't someone set up an IIRC chat during the season ? Zod spends his money on ass lube and cre'ps so our chat will be down most likely.
When I was dating Mrs. Kurb one of her old friends/boyfriends called her up.
Dickweed (name changed for his protection) was joining the peace corps.
He was going to take a road trip to NYC to hop a plane kaziturkistan or what the fug ever.
He asks if he can have dinner with her and possibly crash at her apartment on the way back.
She told him she was seeing someone and wanted to check with him (me, the Kurb, pwner of face) about it first.
Conversation was like this.
Mrs: Hey Dickweed is coming into town, I haven't seen him in a couple years do you mind if I have dinner with him?
Kurb: Nah I trust you, where is he crashing ?
Mrs: He wanted to sleep on my couch...
Kurb: Really now?
Mrs: Nothing will happen, I likes you the bestest.
Kurb: Where else is he stopping on this road trip ?
Mrs: Well, he is leaving Texas (?) then stopping into New Orleans to see Suzi Q, then he is stopping in Panama City to see Betty, then he is stopping into Atlanta to see Racheal, stopping into Charlotte to see Me, and finally spending the day with his X Becca and her roommate....
Kurb: So he is using the Peace Corps for a fugfest across the country ?
Kurb: he is going to see all his X's before he leaves and is going to play up the "I could die while helping the starving kids you see on Sunday morning give money to africa commerials" line and get as much tail as possible before he heads to bullpooistan..
Mrs:....oh I don't think he will try that with me.
Kurb: Honestly here is the deal. If you want to go see him for dinner, hell let him stay, then that morning I will be waiting at your door. I will ask you if he tried anything (Mrs is a horrible liar, especially to me when I am mad/upset/angry/whatever) if you say No then nothing will happen, if you say yes or I think you are lying I will A) Break up with you on the spot and injure Dickweed in a serious manner.
I find this very bias. I posted the name of a football player in the Panthers forum to spark interest among other users and I have received an infraction. I posted his name in two separate threads because the forums were dead and had no interest.
I would like to know what part of policy there is to "Newton Spamming". If you can't provide a logical reasoning for placing such an infraction on me then it goes to show how pathetic some people are. I know you're probably going to hide behind your keyboard and lock this thread, and probably give me another pointless infraction.
Would it of made things better for you if I put it in an entire sentence?