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#1168689 Draft Day Trade Rumors Starting Up *Cam Newton News*

Posted by Kurb on 28 April 2011 - 09:33 AM

How does everyone feel about trading our 1st from next year to get back into the 2nd this year?


#1164871 Bill Parcells' Draft Confidential on ESPN

Posted by Kurb on 26 April 2011 - 09:48 PM

where is the center?

seven steps forward ;)

#1162655 Cam Newton vs Steve Smith

Posted by Kurb on 26 April 2011 - 08:22 AM

Two fights hardly compares to Newton's list of crap. Plus, Smith was already here and a contributor, you have a chance now to avoid that type of crap by avoiding Newton.

Ok now you are reaching.

Newton was just starting at Florida when he got in trouble and the pay4play has not been proven.

Smitty has flat busted the face of two teammates as a grown man. Not to mention already part of the team. The Lucas incident was pretty inexcusable.

#1162570 Cam Newton vs Steve Smith

Posted by Kurb on 26 April 2011 - 07:46 AM

B/C 89 has scored Touchdowns and Newton hasn't.


#1161823 Panthers 3rd round pick

Posted by Kurb on 25 April 2011 - 08:09 PM

Who are we looking at?

Fast fat people.
Oline and Dline

#1161094 Here's a few rules we have around draft time.

Posted by Kurb on 25 April 2011 - 02:41 PM

1) You are not smarter than an NFL front office. Remember that.

2) If a player is falling that is fits a need, DO NOT SPEAK OF IT. You can say, "he"falling, or "someone" is falling, but DO NOT post "Jonny McWinPants is still there!" 10 picks before us.Someone will take him and I will ban you.

3) Stay in the draft thread/chat/etc with your OMFG HOW CAN WE TAKE THIS NEWB. I will make forum reaction threads as the draft goes on so you can post your mental vomit for all to see.

4) Be drunk for the draft. It will be much easier to handle. I suggest a sip for every mention of "upside" and "character".

6) Didn't someone set up an IIRC chat during the season ? Zod spends his money on ass lube and cre'ps so our chat will be down most likely.

#1158635 Restaurants in Wilmington?

Posted by Kurb on 23 April 2011 - 07:49 PM

I<3 ny pizza is win.

Blue Water Grill is ok.
All the joints downtown.
Front St Brewery.

Lots of stuff.

#1143768 Give me your opinion

Posted by Kurb on 14 April 2011 - 01:20 PM

As for honest advise.

If it bothers you tell the wife.
It if doesn't and it makes her hot to trot ignore it.
If he lived in NC I would "take care" of it for some free dental work.

#1143760 Give me your opinion

Posted by Kurb on 14 April 2011 - 01:14 PM

When I was dating Mrs. Kurb one of her old friends/boyfriends called her up.

Dickweed (name changed for his protection) was joining the peace corps.
He was going to take a road trip to NYC to hop a plane kaziturkistan or what the fug ever.
He asks if he can have dinner with her and possibly crash at her apartment on the way back.
She told him she was seeing someone and wanted to check with him (me, the Kurb, pwner of face) about it first.

Conversation was like this.

Mrs: Hey Dickweed is coming into town, I haven't seen him in a couple years do you mind if I have dinner with him?

Kurb: Nah I trust you, where is he crashing ?

Mrs: He wanted to sleep on my couch...

Kurb: Really now?

Mrs: Nothing will happen, I likes you the bestest.

Kurb: Where else is he stopping on this road trip ?

Mrs: Well, he is leaving Texas (?) then stopping into New Orleans to see Suzi Q, then he is stopping in Panama City to see Betty, then he is stopping into Atlanta to see Racheal, stopping into Charlotte to see Me, and finally spending the day with his X Becca and her roommate....

Kurb: So he is using the Peace Corps for a fugfest across the country ?


Kurb: he is going to see all his X's before he leaves and is going to play up the "I could die while helping the starving kids you see on Sunday morning give money to africa commerials" line and get as much tail as possible before he heads to bullpooistan..

Mrs:....oh I don't think he will try that with me.

Kurb: Honestly here is the deal. If you want to go see him for dinner, hell let him stay, then that morning I will be waiting at your door. I will ask you if he tried anything (Mrs is a horrible liar, especially to me when I am mad/upset/angry/whatever) if you say No then nothing will happen, if you say yes or I think you are lying I will A) Break up with you on the spot and B) injure Dickweed in a serious manner.

Mrs: I think it's best he doesn't stop in.

Kurb: Me too, now give me some Sugar baby.

#1143468 Give me your opinion

Posted by Kurb on 14 April 2011 - 11:01 AM

I would personally go over to his office and beat the *** out of him. Take his cellphone out of his hand put it in front of my car and roll over it while shooting him the bird on the way out.

*deletes a number out of his phone....*:biggrinjester:

#1143003 Received an Infraction for posting "Cam Newton"

Posted by Kurb on 14 April 2011 - 07:05 AM

I find this very bias. I posted the name of a football player in the Panthers forum to spark interest among other users and I have received an infraction. I posted his name in two separate threads because the forums were dead and had no interest.

I would like to know what part of policy there is to "Newton Spamming". If you can't provide a logical reasoning for placing such an infraction on me then it goes to show how pathetic some people are. I know you're probably going to hide behind your keyboard and lock this thread, and probably give me another pointless infraction.

F*cking pathetic.

Would it of made things better for you if I put it in an entire sentence?

"Cam Newton is a football Player"

and then a different sentence the next thread?

"Cam Newton could be drafted at #1?"

You mods must really be bored....

#1137203 Overrated games

Posted by Kurb on 11 April 2011 - 08:21 AM

I'd give DU a whole bakery of pie if I could.

If a game like FF7 came out now you would get 2/3's the game then have to pay 40$ in DLC to finish it. :lol:

#1137148 need a nic change

Posted by Kurb on 11 April 2011 - 07:35 AM


#1136431 Overrated games

Posted by Kurb on 10 April 2011 - 01:49 PM

Some of you have standards that way to high for video games. :lol:

#1131791 I went to a job interview today, you will never believe what forum the boss w...

Posted by Kurb on 07 April 2011 - 07:54 AM

Fun is over.

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