One of the farms I inspected awhile back was run with a dude that was married to this unfugingbelievibly hot chick from Chechoslavakiakicakcaickciaka (sp). I mean, 5, 10 34C, About a size 4 waist. Blond, blue eyes, (**** wnak ****).
So he would tell me the stories from going to visit her family and the things they said and did.
On one visit her brother was literally beating his wife with a belt. So the farmer asked his wife should he go interven. She starts laughing and says "Who cares, my dumbfug brother is married to some gypse, no one cares if you beat the a gypsie they are trash"
He goes with his brother in law to a local bar. He said imagine the roughest looking rednecks you can imagine, add 40 lbs of muscle under 40 lbs of fat and that is who filled this bar. They get....wait for it.....vodka straight up in like pint glasses and/or some beer that is basically fermented molasses. After he is good and toasty, 4 of the meanest looking motherfugers he has ever seen walk up and start arguing with his brother in law. Dude owed them money and was tellign them his the farmer would cover for him. Cost the guy a like 500$ to get out of the place alive.
He and his wife pull up to a railroad crossing with blinking lights. She's driving and stops. They look both ways and can see nothing for at least 10 miles. She doesn't move. They wait 15 mins and they dont move. Finally he goes..."What are we waiting for?" She responds" The lights are blinking we can't go" 5 mins later a single car goes by, like a utility car. She explained that you could be thrown in prison for breaking laws when the area was under communist rule and the people still follow that concept.
and you all know Arsen.
Wierd place over there...I'd love to visit.