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In Topic: Not as bad as 2010

05 October 2014 - 01:04 PM

OP, please just shut up. This isn't thread worthy.

This pathetic comment can be made in the game thread. No reason to start a new thread.

In Topic: Lil Cookie's Stat Line

08 September 2014 - 02:36 PM

Because you threw the ball a billion times because your defense blows?


He made that one too easy. 

In Topic: Nice defense Saints LOL

08 September 2014 - 02:34 PM

dat alice debates WWII: "well if you look at stats and exclude battle of bulge, germany actually won war, LOL!"


He would have brought with him for his debate a printed out PWWF (Pro World War Focus) chart showing Germany's Panzer tank test and how after 3 test fires it's muzzle velocity was higher than that of the American Sherman tank. Then gone on to make subjective leaps about how Germany's defensive genius would be unstoppable, it would have air superiority over the entire European continent, etc and so forth.

In Topic: Nice defense Saints LOL

07 September 2014 - 07:28 PM

Imagine the threads he would have already started had the outcomes of the NFC south games been different.

He'll find some PFF stats to cling to though. Just give him time.

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In Topic: Deepest and best backfield?

20 August 2014 - 09:31 AM

What is an asshat anyways?


Well, I don't have any preseason PFF chart based on 8 attempts to help support my claim, but I'm pretty sure an asshat is as follows:


A person who creates a thread on an opposing fan base's message board to boast about his own team's RBs and supports his boast with a chart of preseason stats based on a single game wherein his player has 8 entire attempts and shares the top of said chart with the likes of Peerman, Burkhead, Tipton, Parmele. He then later denies the use of the preseason chart.


He creates this thread under the guise of responding to an offhand quote from an older player on the message board's team but then is so unable to contain his own erection for his personal team he doesn't even use the entire first sentence before he begins pleasuring himself my boasting about his own personal team's RBs. 


He does all this with an avatar 'selfie' of himself flexing his flabby bicep and smirking into the camera.


That sir, is my understanding of an AssHat.



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