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#3212849 If Cam threw 4 interceptions in a game...

Posted by Rhys on 19 January 2015 - 08:45 AM

If you followed college ball you would have realized this much earlier. 

You're so incredibly wrong.


I went to NC State, watched nearly every game Wilson played in. He pulled off some amazing stuff for sure, but I can remember plenty of times he lost games for us. What did NC State actually win during his time there?


I remember a pick in the endzone to end a game against ECU.


I remember losing to Maryland and missing out on the ACC title game because of a failed 4th down QB sneak.


Now, flip this and look at Newton's college career. 


Ok, good, now shut the fug up. Go root for another team please.

#2937367 Nice defense Saints LOL

Posted by Rhys on 08 September 2014 - 02:34 PM

dat alice debates WWII: "well if you look at stats and exclude battle of bulge, germany actually won war, LOL!"


He would have brought with him for his debate a printed out PWWF (Pro World War Focus) chart showing Germany's Panzer tank test and how after 3 test fires it's muzzle velocity was higher than that of the American Sherman tank. Then gone on to make subjective leaps about how Germany's defensive genius would be unstoppable, it would have air superiority over the entire European continent, etc and so forth.

#2934777 Nice defense Saints LOL

Posted by Rhys on 07 September 2014 - 07:28 PM

Imagine the threads he would have already started had the outcomes of the NFC south games been different.

He'll find some PFF stats to cling to though. Just give him time.

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#2899638 Deepest and best backfield?

Posted by Rhys on 20 August 2014 - 09:31 AM

What is an asshat anyways?


Well, I don't have any preseason PFF chart based on 8 attempts to help support my claim, but I'm pretty sure an asshat is as follows:


A person who creates a thread on an opposing fan base's message board to boast about his own team's RBs and supports his boast with a chart of preseason stats based on a single game wherein his player has 8 entire attempts and shares the top of said chart with the likes of Peerman, Burkhead, Tipton, Parmele. He then later denies the use of the preseason chart.


He creates this thread under the guise of responding to an offhand quote from an older player on the message board's team but then is so unable to contain his own erection for his personal team he doesn't even use the entire first sentence before he begins pleasuring himself my boasting about his own personal team's RBs. 


He does all this with an avatar 'selfie' of himself flexing his flabby bicep and smirking into the camera.


That sir, is my understanding of an AssHat.



#2898732 Deepest and best backfield?

Posted by Rhys on 19 August 2014 - 05:31 PM

You know what makes you the "asshat"? Citing the play of our backup guards. Both probowl guards haven't played yet. Also, the stats in OP about Ingram after contact were from THE ENTIRE 2013 SEASON. THE POINT OF THE THREAD was questioning Stewarts claim about Panthers having "deepest and best backfield", it wasn't to claim that that is what the Saints have.

Go back to the OP. The chart you posted was based on 8 attempts by Ingram which I can only assume is from the preseason as you stated 'so far this year' before it. You cherry picked a stupid chart from the preseason to boast about the Saints backfield. Asshat.

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#2898630 Deepest and best backfield?

Posted by Rhys on 19 August 2014 - 04:49 PM

Point being, your smack is incredibly weak when you're referencing a 'rating' based on a tiny sample size in conditions that are very unlike a real game (1st week of preseason, little to no game planning, mix of starters and depth, reduced intensity, etc.).


I have no doubt that the Saints will be very good this year. I have quite a bit of doubt that 8 carries by Mark Ingram in the 1st preseason game has any bearing on that outcome. I also doubt his fuging PFF "Elusive Rating" means even a quarter poo when it comes to his capabilities as an NFL running back. I could pull a whole boatload of stats pointing to Ingram being a massive waste of a 1st rounder. 


Go back to discussing your pre-teen-like obsessive collection of overpriced gelatin-outsole basketball shoes. I'd be much more inclined to take you as an authority on that topic. 



#2898608 Deepest and best backfield?

Posted by Rhys on 19 August 2014 - 04:35 PM

Hey asshat, just like you I can cherry pick a couple of fuging preseason stats from PFF and jerk myself off about them.




Oh and if Mark Ingram has such a TITILATING ELUSIVE RATING that you felt the need to create this thread after rubbing one out over a few preseason carries I should be over the moon at J. Stewart's few carries.






Wowzers, look at those PRESEASON STATS! Holy buckets, Stewart is on pace for 32 TDs, I bet his elusive rating is like 6.8 E and he has a jumpy jack rating of 12.887 compared to Ingram's 11.223. His scamper feet rating must be through the roof! How in the hell are the Saints going to contend with that?



#2890555 Deepest and best backfield?

Posted by Rhys on 14 August 2014 - 04:46 PM

Occasionally I wander into the Smack forum for chuckles. 


Big A never disappoints with his pathetic smack. 


His only link/source: a massive PFF chart (of a single preseason week's stats) where Ingram is at the top, and Ingram's in good company: Neal, Peerman, Tipton, Burkhead, Parmele. Wowzers, if those aren't the most e-fugin-lusive backs in the NFL. Hot damn. 


The rest of the post: cherry picked 'stats' and broad generalizations with no supporting articles/charts etc. 


Sometimes I honestly cannot tell if he's just trolling with inane threads or he has actually convinced himself the Saints are the class of the NFL in every category.





#2851231 Hardy court thread : for all things that happen in court today

Posted by Rhys on 15 July 2014 - 09:48 AM

Truth. Of course, we're all biased because we're fans of the football team he plays for, but if we take a step back and take off our homer glasses for a second, it'd probably be fair if he got some sort of punishment for pushing around and threatening a person. 


That being said, fug that crazy bitch. Release the Kraken, etc etc.


Pretty sure the unbiased stance on his guilt would be to reserve judgement, especially since all the calls/texts/video/audio from the incident isn't clear one way or another. 

#2795799 Can we have one huge background/wallpaper thread?

Posted by Rhys on 21 May 2014 - 01:52 PM

The glowy-eye Panther wallpapers are ones I've made over the years. Here's the one you're referring to in both the colors I made.




#2787169 Hardy 911 call

Posted by Rhys on 14 May 2014 - 05:44 PM

The one thing I don't understand about the gold digger angle: Why go to the police? Wouldn't your silence be more valuable to Hardy than pressing charges then dropping charges?

Extortion is illegal, and it would also be tough if the relationship has been destroyed and Hardy wants nothing to do with you. Plus, IF she was drunk and on drugs don't think she's thinking of an elaborate plan other than to get Hardy in as much trouble as she can because her emotions are high and the relationship is over.

#2787085 Hardy 911 call

Posted by Rhys on 14 May 2014 - 05:05 PM

WAIT GAIZ, mayb this iz n elabrat plan by Panther 2 forse Hardy in2 a cheeper contrac?


No but seriously, what if? Mind blown. Boom.

#2787078 Hardy 911 call

Posted by Rhys on 14 May 2014 - 05:04 PM

If she really was on hard drugs it would make sense for her to refuse treatment on her scratches and bruising. 



#2755763 Kale + Eggs = Panther logo background thing

Posted by Rhys on 29 April 2014 - 12:44 PM

It's the offseason. Got tired of looking at my defaultish iOS background I have of some serene looking mountainscape I'd never been to. Smug-ass mountain, fug you, you're getting changed.


Thought I'd update a background I made for the huddle back in 2009:



Here it is, iPhone 4-inch size. Made it while eating a kale salad and 2 boiled eggs during lunch at work. You can really tell in the glowy-parts of the eye where the kale influenced the design. The boiled eggs didn't help much.




Boosh! Or whatever kids these days say.