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#3141952 Josh Norman talks in a circle (while trying not to talk)

Posted by SCP on Today, 02:27 PM

Hall > Oates

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#3141751 If Atlanta AND Cleveland win this weekend....

Posted by SCP on Today, 12:16 PM

Meh. We sucked ass bad for 8 weeks. The last two have been fun but my expectations are low now so it wouldn't hurt too bad. The high draft pick that resulted would be like getting a free dessert after a crappy meal.


#3140997 Bears benching Cutler, starting Clausen

Posted by SCP on Yesterday, 08:32 PM

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#3140718 Byron Bell Offensive Player of the Game

Posted by SCP on Yesterday, 04:45 PM

Misleading post as the staff gave game balls to the entire OL for the Saints game as noted by Voth:

Black & Blue Review @BlackBlueReview ยท 2h 2 hours ago
Mike Remmers has received game balls the last two weeks. The whole o-line got one after Saints, then he got one individually after Bucs.

https://twitter.com/...298447579238400


Makes more sense now.


#3140706 Byron Bell Offensive Player of the Game

Posted by SCP on Yesterday, 04:33 PM

Byron Bell will get a long term extension. Nippleshorts will have this ball displayed on the podium when he announces the extension. Bank on it. Shula will be back as well.


#3140469 Manziel early riser for Browns

Posted by SCP on Yesterday, 01:53 PM

That son of a bitch better not come in here and kick our ass.


#3140146 A real life Skid Mark: The 12 Days of Browns fan

Posted by SCP on Yesterday, 09:24 AM

Note to all Panther fans: if you want to repel Browns fans from your tailgate, hang this from a pole and display it prominently.ImageUploadedByCarolinaHuddle1418826287.776069.jpg


#3140139 A real life Skid Mark: The 12 Days of Browns fan

Posted by SCP on Yesterday, 09:21 AM

On the first play this Sunday
A Browns fan gave to me:
A fart reeking of diabetes.

On the second play this Sunday
A Browns fan gave to me:
Two turd stained gloves
and a fart reeking of diabetes

On the third play this Sunday
A Browns fan gave to me:
Three carbuncles (google that poo)
Two turd stained gloves
and a fart reeking of diabetes

On the fourth play this Sunday
A Browns fan gave to me:
Four pairs of jean shorts
Three carbuncles
Two turd stained gloves
and a fart reeking of diabetes

On the fifth play this Sunday
A Browns fan gave to me:
Five fupa rings!!!
Four pairs of jean shorts
Three carbuncles
Two turd stained gloves
and a fart reeking of diabetes

On the sixth play this Sunday
A Browns fan gave to me:
Six feces stained t-shirts
Five fupa rings!!!
Four pairs of jean shorts
Three carbuncles
Two turd stained gloves
and a fart reeking of diabetes

On the seventh play this Sunday
A Browns fan gave to me:
Seven back hair trimmings
Six feces stained t-shirts
Five fupa rings!!!
Four pairs of jean shorts
Three carbuncles
Two turd stained gloves
and a fart reeking of diabetes

On the eighth play this Sunday
A Browns fan gave to me:
Eight rusted mini-vans
Seven back hair trimmings
Six feces stained t-shirts
Five fupa rings!!!
Four pairs of jean shorts
Three carbuncles
Two turd stained gloves
and a fart reeking of diabetes

On the ninth play this Sunday
A Browns fan gave to me:
Nine CPAP machines
Eight rusted mini-vans
Seven back hair trimmings
Six feces stained t-shirts
Five fupa rings!!!
Four pairs of jean shorts
Three carbuncles
Two turd stained gloves
and a fart reeking of diabetes

On the tenth play this Sunday
A Browns fan gave to me:
Ten Manziel tank tops
Nine CPAP machines
Eight rusted mini-vans
Seven back hair trimmings
Six feces stained t-shirts
Five fupa rings!!!
Four pairs of jean shorts
Three carbuncles
Two turd stained gloves
and a fart reeking of diabetes

On the eleventh play this Sunday
A Browns fan gave to me:
Eleven poopers pooping
Ten Manziel tank tops
Nine CPAP machines
Eight rusted mini-vans
Seven back hair trimmings
Six feces stained t-shirts
Five fupa rings!!!
Four pairs of jean shorts
Three carbuncles
Two turd stained gloves
and a fart reeking of diabetes

On the twelfth play this Sunday
A Browns fan gave to me:
Twelve transplant losers
Eleven poopers pooping
Ten Manziel tank tops
Nine CPAP machines
Eight rusted mini-vans
Seven back hair trimmings
Six feces stained t-shirts
Five fupa rings!!!
Four pairs of jean shorts
Three carbuncles
Two turd stained gloves
and a fart reeking of diabetes


#3140114 Tailgate?

Posted by SCP on Yesterday, 08:44 AM

I'm tailgating. I'm planning to bring extra vegetables to my tailgate in an effort to repel Browns fans.


PSA: Bring extra toilet paper. The area will be crawling with 500 lb. sweat hogs from northeast Ohio. You may also want to bring some incense and myrrh to cover up the B.O. that will infest Charlotte on Sunday.


#3139909 Caption this Cam

Posted by SCP on 16 December 2014 - 11:12 PM

"It's like a case of curiosity killed the duck"

Actual Cam-ism from his Auburn days.


He's like our modern day Yogi Berra


#3139903 We're going to the playoffs!

Posted by SCP on 16 December 2014 - 11:05 PM

No. We would be the #4 seed and play the highest seeded WC team.


At least those 49er ass hats don't have a chance of coming back here. 9er fans rank pretty high on my poo list.


#3139897 Salt, meet wound, and like it!

Posted by SCP on 16 December 2014 - 10:55 PM

This thread has me like
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*props to chknwing for the photoshop skills


#3139887 while browsing Browns message board...

Posted by SCP on 16 December 2014 - 10:42 PM

A river caught fire in Cleveland. A river. For those that don't know, the river was full of water. Water burned in Cleveland.


#3139885 We're going to the playoffs!

Posted by SCP on 16 December 2014 - 10:40 PM

Got mine to. Checked the "Pay if we play" box.


#3139814 Caption this Cam

Posted by SCP on 16 December 2014 - 09:11 PM

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