...3 weeks ago my neighbor asked me in a text if i wanted to go to the game with him Monday night, i said sure... then last week while watching the game he said he was going with our other neighbor... im like wtf. i feel violated and jilted.... mufker.
That's f'ed up. Step 1, poop in a bag. Step 2, put it on neighbors door step and light on fire. Step 3, ring doorbell.