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#2440272 MRSA Bay Buccaneers

Posted by SCP on 21 October 2013 - 02:36 PM

Hot damn! We survived the scumbag Jeff Fischer and his dirty St. Louise Rams and son of a bitch if we aren't sitting here with a win streak in Charlotte, NC. I honestly do not know how to act right now. That game yesterday was entertaining to say the least and I am thrilled to come away with a W. It is also good to know that we will not have to hear anything else from the 4-5 guys that make up Ram Nation County.

So on to the Sunshine State we go. I'm sure when Otis Redding wrote his classic song Sitting on the Dock of the Bay he wasn't envisioning a smelly 400 lb. offensive lineman with a flesh eating disease called MRSA. Pack your Lysol, pack your Purel, bring your body condoms, drink a bunch of Airborne, hide your kids, and hide your wife because we are heading to the land of ass pirates and MRSA outbreaks. Don't worry about contracting anything from Bucs fans because they will not be anywhere near Ray-J on Thursday night. Antibiotics won't help with MRSA so avoid contact with Donald Penn's fat ass if you see him in line at the Golden Coral sucking down fried Okra by the pound and dipping meat loaf squares in the Chocolate Wonderfall. They signed Revis, one of the best man coverge DBs in my lifetime, to a huge deal and play him in zone. Brillant! They blitz on victory formation plays. They apparently don't wash their hands after they poop so their facilities are living, breathing petri dishes for things like dysentery. Their fans think dressing like a pirate is cool and they have cool pirate names on their message boards like Swashbuckler and TimmyTheAssPirate. I kind of remember when it was cool to dress like a pirate but that's back when I was 9 and carrying around a plastic pumpkin and begging strangers to throw my fat ass a mini Snickers bar. Fugging popcorn balls got their ass egged. I mean seeing some loser dressed as a pirate pull up to the game in his 2002 PT Cruiser with the "Arrrgh!" vanity license tags and the "Surrender Your Booty" bumper sticker does not instill fear in any man. You know the guy I'm talking about. He makes regular appearaces on To Catch a Predator and Cops. It makes me want to grab him by the collar of his puffy pirate shirt and throw his white trash ass back into his Hillsborough County meth house.

The Glazer family has thrown a tone of money around lately on names like Jackson, Revis, Golson, and Nicks. Big fugging deal. Maybe they should invest in a name like Chlorox. Unfortunately they also hired a squishy faced twit as a coach who's more worried about proving he is a bad ass than winning games. Captain Munnerlyn's short ass is going to climb Vjax like a lumberjack while our D-line forces that Napoleon Dynamite look-a-like QB of theirs into making duck fart throw after duck fart throw. At halftime, Donald Penn will be calling that Apple Cart Roof Cleaning guy to pressure wash the poop out of his jock strap after The Kraken knocks the fat out of his man tits. Last time I called on Fua to be the hero he disappointed me. I think he steps up to the plate on Thursday and disappoints me again. Star and KK are going to make their pressence known and our offense is going to score just enough to get us a W.

Panthers 17
Bucs 14

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#2439051 So you want to feel better?

Posted by SCP on 20 October 2013 - 10:41 PM

That thread might set a ramsondemand.com post count record with 6 responses.


#2438993 Hey Terry Bradshaw

Posted by SCP on 20 October 2013 - 10:18 PM

I, for one, am not classy at games. Sorry.


#2438981 Next game

Posted by SCP on 20 October 2013 - 10:13 PM

Dear boss,
Prepare for me to close no sales this week. Two games in 4 days means SCP doesn't really give a poop about work.

PS- We need more Folgers K-cups in the break room.

War damn Panther,
SCP


#2438381 Along the Sidelines - Rams Edition

Posted by SCP on 20 October 2013 - 06:57 PM

Great day indeed. Bucs week starts tomorrow.


#2437953 Chris Long gives the finger!

Posted by SCP on 20 October 2013 - 04:59 PM

Um...a Chainti is not a great pairing with Gouda.

Do you even sit in the lower level bro?


I sit in the upper level, but when I don't I drink Chianti and smoked Gouda.


#2437698 St Louise

Posted by SCP on 20 October 2013 - 04:06 PM

That's kinda gay.

But, you won square. Ugliest game ever, and your team is garbage.
I wouldn't necessarily be proud of your effort in this one. We beat ourselves.


LMAO


#2435028 Official Panthers - Rams Gameday Thread

Posted by SCP on 20 October 2013 - 08:15 AM

On my way bitches. Time to raise some hell in the Bank.


DON'T FORGET YOUR CORK SCREW!!11!!!


#2434829 checking em in!

Posted by SCP on 19 October 2013 - 10:39 PM

I'll be there bright and early. 529 reppin like a fuging beast. Although my son will be with me this game so I'll have to tone her down a smidge.


#2434821 St Louise

Posted by SCP on 19 October 2013 - 10:31 PM

Rams suck, we win... how'd I do?


You're 6'8" and 300 lbs. You could say "dandelion" and it would be good smack.


#2434373 Steve Smith on winning home games: It doesnt matter.

Posted by SCP on 19 October 2013 - 01:57 PM

He just means you have to win wherever you play and since playing at BofA is basically like a road game most of the time, it doesn't matter.


#2433996 LaFell TD

Posted by SCP on 18 October 2013 - 11:33 PM

Wtf is byron bell doing????

He's Byron Belling


It actually looks worse than it is. That's Scott's man. Bell sure didn't provide any help after his end dropped back in coverage though.


#2433802 Luke kuechly will be a guest on 6pm sportscenter

Posted by SCP on 18 October 2013 - 05:59 PM

fug waiting on ESPN. I gotta get this adult kickball game in. Peace out.


#2433632 Found myself on the field at AT&T stadium this past week...

Posted by SCP on 18 October 2013 - 02:27 PM

That's awesome. Did you get any funny looks?

I remember SCP (think it was him) used to take a picture of himself flipping off different stadiums.


Yes, feel free to add to it if you have any
http://www.carolinah...east/?p=1869378


#2433547 Luke kuechly will be a guest on 6pm sportscenter

Posted by SCP on 18 October 2013 - 01:28 PM

Note to self: Need to stop on way home to buy Jergens.




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