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#2305234 NFC south preview just happened on nfl network

Posted by SCP on 30 July 2013 - 06:38 PM

ESPN has made me loathe Griffin. That and the fact he is a fake good-guy ass clown.


#2305206 Gettleman on Cam "It's time to start winning"

Posted by SCP on 30 July 2013 - 06:23 PM

Discuss


Lets get him some oline help.


#2305186 Could you date someone that does internet porn?

Posted by SCP on 30 July 2013 - 06:06 PM

I dated a girl for two years that worked at a totally nude strip bar in Myrtle Beach. A girl moonlighting doing some vagina diddling on the internet is child's play.


#2305184 Is there anything more unsanitary that a public restroom key

Posted by SCP on 30 July 2013 - 06:03 PM

Karachi, Pakistan in the mid-late 70's...
...where everyone and every animal used the same facilities- commonly referred to in this country as a "road." Except all the roads were crowned and the waste simply collected on either side of the road in small ditches.

Yokosuka, Japan into the late 80's...
... where any "restroom" in a bar was gender non-specific and the commode was really nothing more than a glorified trough you simply squatted over, not unlike what Philly mentioned.

Old US Navy ships built in the late 40's, some of which were still in commission into the 70's post- Viet Nam, had commodes that were a row of seats sitting atop a trough through which salt water ran from one end of the trough to the far end and overboard. The most coveted seat was the one furthest upstream and one of the common practices was to wad up a handful of toilet paper, light it and send it floating downstream under the row of butts occupying the head.
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Well obviously you win.


#2304479 Got my PSL packet today.

Posted by SCP on 30 July 2013 - 10:47 AM

I wish they made a PSL decal that said Suck It Steeler Fans


#2304461 Is there anything more unsanitary that a public restroom key

Posted by SCP on 30 July 2013 - 10:39 AM

in peru the public toilets don't have lids. you just spread your cheeks and sit on the rim and hope nobody splashed anything on it. also there are no doors


I'd take my chances with that over that damn wood-key contraption. I am considering amputating my right hand.


#2304320 Is there anything more unsanitary that a public restroom key

Posted by SCP on 30 July 2013 - 09:23 AM

Fuggin 7-Eleven in Elmhurst, IL. Trying to take a piss before a sales call. Door is locked. So the dude behind the counter hands be a sawed off 2x4 that is so dirty and black it looks burnt. Attached to the end of this disease ridden piece of wood is a key. I was like an acrobat trying to get out of the restroom without touching anything including the piss and poo stained key holder.


#2303185 7-29 Camp Thread

Posted by SCP on 29 July 2013 - 08:41 AM

Fuggin Gaydosh is hurt now? I shouldn't have jumped on his bandwagon.


#2302482 Sunday Bloody Sunday itinerary

Posted by SCP on 28 July 2013 - 01:56 PM

My training camp notes:

- The Beacon was delish.
- Gaydosh didn't get many reps.
- Joe Person and Jonathan Jones looked really weird.
- Zod took pics but some othe guys had really huge cameras. Some even had 3 really huge cameras hanging off their shoulders.
- There was a blonde in a zebra dress on the sideline that would have made a bulldog break his chain.
- Nakamura sucks.


#2302087 Sunday Bloody Sunday itinerary

Posted by SCP on 27 July 2013 - 10:47 PM




#2302085 Sunday Bloody Sunday itinerary

Posted by SCP on 27 July 2013 - 10:45 PM

U2 can suck it like Nickleback


#2302051 Sunday Bloody Sunday itinerary

Posted by SCP on 27 July 2013 - 10:09 PM

And I am fuging stalking Gaydosh


#2302039 Sunday Bloody Sunday itinerary

Posted by SCP on 27 July 2013 - 10:02 PM

Wake up hungover at 6am
Gate coffee
Bojangles
Training Camp (first day of full pads)
Beacon
Rest stop diarrhea back to Charlotte

Go fuging Panthers!


#2301918 Guard depth (sweet mother of Moses)

Posted by SCP on 27 July 2013 - 06:49 PM

Kugbila hurt again today. So he has missed OTAs and now is hurt for TC. fuging Otah Jr.


#2300409 Panthers Giant game advice

Posted by SCP on 26 July 2013 - 01:45 PM

Stab all the giants fans in your row


It would take too long.




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