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2015 Carolina Huddle Member Draft Profiles

29 April 2015 - 10:17 PM

Panthro

40 YARD DASH: 12.45 SEC
BENCH PRESS: 2 REPS
VERTICAL JUMP: 2.5 INCH
BROAD JUMP: DNQ
3 CONE DRILL: 4.5 MINUTES
20 YARD SHUTTLE: 6 MINUTES

STRENGTHS: Can sell a ketchup Popsicle to a lady in white gloves. A dancing bear that can kick slide in a pair of Sperry Topsiders with the best of them. His use of cargo shorts increases his ability to carry multiple items at one time. Lacks initial punch unless served ranch dressing then it's on. Rumored to be a two sport athlete who is hell on the defensive boards and is not scared to shoot the trey with a pick-up hoops game on the line.

WEAKNESSES: Disregards the validity of the boneless buffalo wing. Can get side tracked and exploit an expense report during weekday lunch "meetings". Affinity for Members Only jacket can have a negative impact on cornhole bag tossing accuracy at times. Refuses to cold call on Friday's.

DRAFT PROJECTION: Round 1 or 2

CFL PLAYER COMPARISON: Lindon Gaydosh

Browns offer 2 RD1 picks to Titans

29 April 2015 - 11:41 AM

Would move up to draft Mariotta per ESPN

Dumbest NFL fan base? Redskins followed by Saints

29 April 2015 - 11:23 AM

Thanks to Bill Voth for finding this article.

@BlackBlueReview: #Panthers fanz fall middle of the pak http://t.co/eMFO2z8luR

"The Wall Street Journal took 150 reader comments, each at least 50 words long, from the comment sections on each NFL team’s official website. They then ran that corpus through an automated proofreading program to determine which team’s fans had the most spelling and grammar errors. The highly unscientific results:"

So Alice is alive and on Twitter if anybody wants to see male side bewb pics

28 April 2015 - 07:39 PM

@BigA3723: @95KeepPounding Is your thread what passes as smack these days? SMH, place is just embarrassing. #gotbannedfornoreason #Iwon

Can you name a worse "dinner and a concert evening" than this?

27 April 2015 - 01:03 PM

Trying to think of things to do for the wife on Mother's Day. That got me to thinking about the worst possible date night you could spring on your significant other.

Can you imagine the horror of this night:

Dinner @
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Followed by a concert featuring
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Capped off with a post concert nightcap @
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