Here in Atlanta, one of the wacky radio morning shows has a girl on the show who is into fantasy football.
Except she picks her lineup based on how hot the guys are. And once a week, she rattles off her lineup using cheesy pickup lines. It sounds stupid, but it's pretty consistently funny. I think this is her third year doing the bit.
And this year, her team "Turn Down For Butts!" -- Greg Olsen made her lineup. Here's how she introduced him:
At Tight End…The only STD I have is sexually transmitted desire…for you…from the Panthers…Greg Olsen!
Catch the video here, for some behind-the-scenes radio action, which really shows how seriously she takes her football compared to her co-hosts. She almost pee'd herself when she did the Olsen line.