Only DBs really care what kind of shorts other guys wear.
I couldn't give two shits about a man's shorts. Seriously.... Who the fug looks at a guy's shorts and say "those are so not-stylish"? Other than the one on here saying it.
well, the "one on here saying it" comes into 90% of the threads on the huddle to proclaim he doesn't care about the topic. He obviously cares about cargo shorts, so just go with it.