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DirtyMagic97

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#2834327 2014 World Cup: Round of 16

Posted by DirtyMagic97 on 28 June 2014 - 01:57 PM

Was coming to post this.

And it's not even close, referees usually give it a little bit of leeway but he's off as soon as the player begins to approach the ball.

 

One of them was a full three steps.




#2834319 2014 World Cup: Round of 16

Posted by DirtyMagic97 on 28 June 2014 - 01:54 PM

Cesar keep coming out before ball is kicked everytime. 2 of his saves were illegal.

 

Yep. Pretty obvious too.




#2834309 2014 World Cup: Round of 16

Posted by DirtyMagic97 on 28 June 2014 - 01:50 PM

Big miss from Willian. Here comes Sanchez and those shorts.




#2834291 2014 World Cup: Round of 16

Posted by DirtyMagic97 on 28 June 2014 - 01:37 PM

Holy poo.




#2833113 2014 World Cup Golden Boot Race

Posted by DirtyMagic97 on 27 June 2014 - 05:04 AM

James Rodriguez: 6 (2 assists)

Thomas Muller: 5 (3 assists)

Lionel Messi: 4 (1 assist)

Neymar: 4

Karim Benzema: 3

Arjen Robben: 3

Robin Van Persie: 3

Xherdan Shaqiri: 3

 

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#2831444 Cards, Clearances, Challenges and Chances. The General Soccer Information Thread

Posted by DirtyMagic97 on 26 June 2014 - 01:54 PM

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In the above picture, the blue team is attacking. When the ball is played forward by a teammate, no "scoring body part" can be beyond the last line of defense for the opposition (not including keeper).

 

Being even is onside.

 

If the attacking team is beyond the last line of defense, and the opposing team plays it back to him, he is onside.

 

If the goalkeeper is further up the pitch than a defender, he becomes the last line of defense, and he is the line.




#2831415 Bench His @ss!

Posted by DirtyMagic97 on 26 June 2014 - 01:40 PM

Chuck you literally have zero fuging clue what you're talking about. Just excuse yourself now before you say something really stupid like you would rather play with 10.....

 

Oops, too late...

 

This is the guy who checks in at the start of the World Cup to tell us about all the "stupid Americans who get into soccer once every four years" and how the US have no chance to advance.


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#2831410 Bench His @ss!

Posted by DirtyMagic97 on 26 June 2014 - 01:37 PM

Yea!!!!! Traveling in Brazil!!!!!!!

Other teams had to travel further just to get to Brazil!

You guys. Wow.

 

Traveling one time on an airplane to get there a week before a match is played is nothing compared to having the longest travel schedule while in the country between matches. Are you that dense?


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#2831367 Bench His @ss!

Posted by DirtyMagic97 on 26 June 2014 - 01:19 PM

Excuses!!!!

Lets talk about the teams who had to travel more miles to Brazil!!!!!! Before we starting crying over how far US has to travel in Brazil.

 

No team had a worse travel schedule than the USA.

 

Bradley was shite though.




#2831254 USA vs GER

Posted by DirtyMagic97 on 26 June 2014 - 12:09 PM

If Port is still up at the 80th minute mark, I don't see our game being any different unless they manage to score 5 goals in that game. That's the only way they would challenge our position.

 

We may try to get aggressive and win. That's what he's thinking.




#2830000 Breaking: New evidence shows Suarez trying to bite Chiellini back in 2013

Posted by DirtyMagic97 on 25 June 2014 - 01:15 PM

He needs professional help. Time to call The Dog Whisperer.

 

They called him. Dude said the job was too dangerous.




#2829856 USA vs GER

Posted by DirtyMagic97 on 25 June 2014 - 10:37 AM

Am I the only person who thinks we could win this outright?




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#2829650 Suarez bites again!

Posted by DirtyMagic97 on 25 June 2014 - 08:16 AM

Is someone on here actually defending Suarez? Good god. :lol:

 

I'm sure you lead the Pepe disciplinary committee ;)




#2829605 Suarez bites again!

Posted by DirtyMagic97 on 25 June 2014 - 07:09 AM

Going studs up is an act of aggressive play. Biting people on the pitch is an act of being fuging bat poo crazy. Sorry, biting someone during the course of a game is much more troubling than over aggressive play. 

 

Biting someone is just fuging weird. The way he does it isn't particularly dangerous and it isn't going to leave anyone with an actual injury. It's just really, really fuging weird.

 

The dude clearly has something very wrong with him. It's an impulse reaction for whatever reason. I'm not going to pretend I even begin to understand adult biting, but I certainly don't think this will be the last time he does it. It's just his reaction to frustration.




#2828890 Suarez bites again!

Posted by DirtyMagic97 on 24 June 2014 - 01:28 PM

Ban this fuging idiot for life.