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#2902110 keep one, ban one, drink a beer with one. Go!

Posted by Chaos on Today, 09:28 AM

It's great to see threads like this and realize you're nobody's huckleberry.


Fug you all.

#2902082 Huddlers attending Panthers vs Patriots 8/22/14

Posted by Chaos on Today, 08:52 AM

Dex, I'm smelling a movie idea.

A bunch of over zealous diehard Panther fans road trip to a Pats game. The opening scene can be a Panther fan ordering a sweet tea and grits at Patriots Place and then getting all pissed when they don't serve it. Then all hell breaks loose in Foxboro as Panther Nation runs amuck shouting obscenities and defacing the 8 million Tom Brady billboards in the greater Foxboro area. It could be billed as an emotional struggle for you since we are trashing your homeland. Do you fight for the area you grew up in and love or do you join visiting fans of the the team you love and poop all over anything with a Pats logo? It's like a modern day civil war movie.
Matt Ryan wears braided belts.

What was awesome about this post? It was dangerously close to becoming an SCP Smack thread for game week. I get chills just knowing those are right around the corner. I hope this off-season you've raised the bar and upped your game.

#2902075 Official Panthers - Patriots Gameday Thread

Posted by Chaos on Today, 08:48 AM

I wish I was there to dump a bowl of streaming hot chowdahh on the head of the first loudmouth in a Brady jersey. Represent us well.

#2901628 My last shot of Steve Smith as a Panther....

Posted by Chaos on Yesterday, 06:47 PM

Do they make a single camera lens goggle similar to what the cyclops minions wear?  Remember, there will be blood and guts everywhere and you've invested some change into your photog gear.



#2900903 Possible DE Trade?

Posted by Chaos on Yesterday, 09:14 AM

I think Jeremy bugged Gettleman's office

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#2900828 Science proves 3 true Bandwagon Fan Bases exist in the NFL: A case study by SCP

Posted by Chaos on Yesterday, 08:01 AM

SCP, formerly known as South Cak Panther




Pythagoras of the Porta-john

Archimedes of Feces

Sir Isaac Newton of Constant Poopin'


#2899977 Bell getting some love on NFL.com

Posted by Chaos on 20 August 2014 - 01:38 PM

Jersey ordered






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#2899128 Eagles trade for Barner

Posted by Chaos on 19 August 2014 - 09:29 PM

From his Instagram:

*their Kenjon, their.

#2898448 Jake Delhomme on the Mac Attack - Panthers have more than enough weapons for Cam

Posted by Chaos on 19 August 2014 - 02:46 PM

Well it came straight from the horse's mouth. 


Cam has enough weapons people.


What you did there, I see it.

#2898445 Friday night huge test for Kelvin and WR core

Posted by Chaos on 19 August 2014 - 02:44 PM

Preseason or not, I want to see Kraken plant Brady several feet into the Gillette turf.


But to the OP's point, yes KB will get tested.  First road game, crowd noise, etc.  Let's hope he can keep his cool even if he gets shut down to a degree.

#2898088 Who's the 'Prototype' for the New Age QB? Newton or Luck?

Posted by Chaos on 19 August 2014 - 11:39 AM

Hey may have avoided the actual race topic, but after this string of comparison's, what is the reader to think?



 Luck wears his hat forward; Newton turns his hat to the back. Luck went to a top academic school and Cam went to an SEC school. Luck runs to the sideline after touchdowns and Newton does his Superman celebration after touchdowns. Luck is Midwest and Newton is Hollywood. Luck is scruffy with a beard and Newton is clean cut with a bright smile. Luck is country music and Cam is hip hop


#2897911 Philly Brown Isn't Satisfied

Posted by Chaos on 19 August 2014 - 10:00 AM

Guys like Downtown Philly Brown, Bersin, Brandon Williams, these are guys I love pulling for and hope they succeed.  Give them a sliver of an opportunity and see how far they take it.

#2897410 Quadruple Trouble?

Posted by Chaos on 18 August 2014 - 07:44 PM

Quadruple bypass since we're the cardiac cats

#2897232 What do you guys make of the Cam haters still out there today?

Posted by Chaos on 18 August 2014 - 04:59 PM

The uneducated fugtards of three years ago are still uneducated fugtards today.  Seems there was plenty of choking on crow - Darwinism at work.

#2897102 Cam's new Drakkar Commercial

Posted by Chaos on 18 August 2014 - 03:15 PM

Time to flush my Michael Jordan cologne from the 90's and get some Drakkar Essence.  60% of the time, it works everytime.

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