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#3369463 Wrist watches

Posted by Anybodyhome on 18 May 2015 - 11:55 AM

Try reading a tiny one when skydiving or scuba diving.


There must be a huge surge in skydiving and scuba enthusiasts lately...lol....

#3368710 My son was hit by a car last night

Posted by Anybodyhome on 17 May 2015 - 01:05 PM

I'd sue for at least one week's worth of bingo winnings. It's not like she'll report them to the IRS anyway....

#3367692 Eyewitness Accounts: Don't Believe Everything You Read

Posted by Anybodyhome on 15 May 2015 - 01:12 PM

Oh, and Hammer Man was effd in the head, no pun intended. The prior three days he had smacked some women and a guy in the back of their heads with hammers. They got a great camera shot of him and ... well ... the police found him and now he's dead. Shot him RIGHT outside where I take comedy classes too. The streets were all sealed off. Crazy day.


Nailed it.

#3367306 Attention slow curb huggers

Posted by Anybodyhome on 15 May 2015 - 04:39 AM

There is no such thing.


This, ladies and gentlemen, is the person who pulls into the fast lane on the interstate and does the speed limit, will not move over and is completely and catatonically oblivious to any other drivers on the road.

#3367073 So my fiancé had a gift for me when I came home from work today...

Posted by Anybodyhome on 14 May 2015 - 08:21 PM

She tell you who the father is?



Kidding, bro............ congrats!!

#3366540 Putting my dog to sleep today

Posted by Anybodyhome on 14 May 2015 - 11:38 AM

A dog is the epitome of unconditional love. Their companionship and loyalty is best honored by their owners and how their lives are celebrated. A dog will endure excruciating pain and discomfort in order to please their owner. 


The greatest act of kindness and appreciation you can give your dog is to hold him and comfort him in his last moments and know that he'll never again have to endure the pain and suffering. 



#3363758 PSL owners already trying to sell for Packers game

Posted by Anybodyhome on 11 May 2015 - 08:34 PM

How does one determine what team a potential ticket buyer is a fan of when selling online?


And don't say, "Just ask them," because any half-wit would know to reply, "Why, the Carolina Panthers, of course."

#3363666 Opinion

Posted by Anybodyhome on 11 May 2015 - 07:10 PM

Take it to a reputable shop and get a diagnostic done. All it takes is the computer plugin and a few bucks.

#3362992 NFL teams with their hand out

Posted by Anybodyhome on 11 May 2015 - 11:35 AM

What the article fails to mention is the money comes from the recruiting budget for the respective services and it serves the same purpose as advertising. The cost of a 1 minute TV commercial for a branch of the armed forces far exceeds whatever money they're spending in the NFL.


The National Guard, which has a deal with Dale Earnhardt in NASCAR, spent $32M on his sponsorship alone and another $12M on its Indy Car sponsorship. 


Keep it in perspective, folks.

#3362964 Do you ever feel like punching yourself in the balls for passing up on a deal?

Posted by Anybodyhome on 11 May 2015 - 11:16 AM

Rule 1: Don't dwell on passed up deals. If you do, the next deal that comes along, you'll end up jumping all over it just because of the last deal you passed on, not necessarily because you want the product.


Unless you know the use history of the plasma, it was a risky purchase to begin with. The plasma is a second generation and likely only has a 30,000 - 60,000 life expectancy (8-15 years @ 10hrs of use per day).


Rule 2: If you knew- I mean, really knew- you wanted the stuff, you would not have had any second thoughts or doubts and you would have made the deal. You did not, so move on. 

#3362386 Saying you are from North Carolina can be embarrassing

Posted by Anybodyhome on 10 May 2015 - 06:28 PM

Assholes and dumbasses everywhere...

One guy doesn't make me embarrassed to be from NC.


Yeah, McCrory almost embarrasses me, and Art Pope is downright dangerous. But add this idiot to the mix and all of a sudden.....

#3362367 Huddlers, Give Me Medical Advise..

Posted by Anybodyhome on 10 May 2015 - 06:01 PM

looking back it might actually be the stupidest single episode of my teenage years. sunscreen is your friend


Which part? The sunburn part or when you did what the Navy guy told you?


I always got a kick out of Marines, they'd do whatever I told them.... lol.

#3362292 Huddlers, Give Me Medical Advise..

Posted by Anybodyhome on 10 May 2015 - 03:17 PM

#3362154 Huddlers, Give Me Medical Advise..

Posted by Anybodyhome on 10 May 2015 - 11:59 AM

Take your girlfriend's hairdryer, turn it to the hottest setting and blow it on your face for about 5 minutes just to remind yourself what a moron you were for not thinking about sitting in the sun for 5 hours with no sunscreen.

#3362151 Have you reserved your spot yet?

Posted by Anybodyhome on 10 May 2015 - 11:56 AM

Greenville, SC?


I thought the Special Olympics were being held in Los Angeles this year...