Liberty plays to their competition, they've hung in the game with every DI team they've played the last three years (leading NCSU at halftime, leading Wake Forest in the 4th, leading Kent State in the 3rd).
Drink the beer. Take glass into bathroom. Enter stall. Stuff a portion of your pecker and sack into glass. Return glass to bar. For the next few months we can relish the thought of some falcon fan giving you a hummer by proxy.
edit: remove said contents before returning glass.